Tournament Competitor Gifts

Competitive tic-tac-toe

'Can our software do that?'

Putin and Zelensky

"Do you do temporary ones that last about two weeks?"

'Now that's the Group of Death.'

'I'm moving up to be Chairperson-of-the-board. One of you will be President.' (Men have fencing swords).

Maybe we should stop calling it 'The Masters.'

The Predictable Demise of Sir Textalot.

Cheerleaders

A woman watches football on her computer.

Football player taking the ball home.

No Time-Outs Left. Please Help.

Looks like Charlie owns Park Place now. Dogopoly.

"You're a really sore loser, you know that!"

The International Airline Basketball Tournament

'Uruguayan? - No, he's from Scotland.'

Angels crying because they lost first place to a big butch man

Big Guys vs Little Guys

"I carefully examine the data for March madness brackets and every year I lose to Anita, who picks by uniform colors."

An incident from the Eglinton Tournament, scene 2.

'Big advantage!!'

Jack started to note how these 'accidents' always occurred after he missed a shot.

Eight puns

'I prefer Brand X myself.'

I don't know … some days it all feels like a big game.

Chef Contest. Ernie, it's not sporting to chant "batter, batter, batter" during a pancake cook-off.

"Nah...not really...he's only won one game!" (Clever dog).

'Our competition is quite energetic.'

The Joust

'I've got a good idea to improve the team.'

'Soon I will have proved it ONCE AND FOR ALL!'

Captive Audience.

Rock, paper, scissors

'Ok cup cake looks like its time to meet your maker.'

World Cup Fever