Competing In A Tournament Gifts

Weight lifter with weights up in the air. All the officials wearing clothes pegs due to the bad body odour problem.

The Victors

'Can our software do that?'

Tension filled the tent.

"Do you do temporary ones that last about two weeks?"

'Now that's the Group of Death.'

Raheem Sterling

The Salesman

You can take the boy out of Wimbledon...

'You must be fast, agile and unflappable! Having fun just got serious ponies....welcome to gymkhana!

'Hole in one!!!!'

The Predictable Demise of Sir Textalot.

"Things got heated with the Morgans. I may have wagered our car. You're up."

Maybe we should stop calling it 'The Masters.'

"Skate or die."

'Good luck, everyone! Maybe this will be the year somebody finishes the race!'

"You beat me by two...but with your penalties I beat you by 150!"

Cheerleaders

'Just a couple more and we'll call it a day.'

A woman watches football on her computer.

Various men worshipping a statue of a football

Football player taking the ball home.

'I told you, if the LA branch steals our thunder, there is no more dialogue.'

"In two weeks' time, Andy Murray will either have achieved a great British win or an awful Scottish defeat."

Competitive tic-tac-toe

'Your direction is good! Now try for distance.'

Looks like Charlie owns Park Place now. Dogopoly.

Centaur Sprinter

"Mine, I believe, is the Green Jacket."

"You're a really sore loser, you know that!"

'There goes Finley...turning pro.'

'Uruguayan? - No, he's from Scotland.'

"I carefully examine the data for March madness brackets and every year I lose to Anita, who picks by uniform colors."

Loser's Podium.

An incident from the Eglinton Tournament, scene 2.