Tournament Player Gifts

"Nah...not really...he's only won one game!" (Clever dog).

"He really overdoes it with his opening move ... "

"Those aren't coconuts, they're tennis balls." "Sweet mother of Novak Djokovic!" The island of lost tennis balls.

"Do you do temporary ones that last about two weeks?"

Mixed Doubles.

You can take the boy out of Wimbledon...

"So what's this special distracting tactic you've developed?"

"This ump is so good he doesn't even blink."

'You should have taken up the game earlier.'

"And what do you do to maintain your cardiovascular fitness, Miss Holt?"

Novak Djokovic has his visa denied to play in Australia as he is unvaccinated

'He's been hiding out here for 20 years. Apparently, his buddies forgot to tell him the paintball tournament was over.'

Maybe we should stop calling it 'The Masters.'

'Hurry up you guys! I'm about to serve dinner!'

Tennis ball girl.

Cheerleaders

Football player taking the ball home.

"Once more, with fury."

"Mam? What's love juice?"

Multisports

'As your doctor, I'd strongly advise that you not laugh at your wife when you beat her at tennis!'

"In two weeks' time, Andy Murray will either have achieved a great British win or an awful Scottish defeat."

Competitive tic-tac-toe

"You're a really sore loser, you know that!"

The most probable explanation to the mind of a sixteen year old tennis star

A Scotsman in a court wearing sports gear is hardly news.

The Tennis Racket in the Stone

Love All

Tennis corruption