Tournament Player Gifts

"Nah...not really...he's only won one game!" (Clever dog).

'For cryin' out loud Not ANOTHER skull shot,,,'

"He really overdoes it with his opening move ... "

"Those aren't coconuts, they're tennis balls." "Sweet mother of Novak Djokovic!" The island of lost tennis balls.

"Do you do temporary ones that last about two weeks?"

Mixed Doubles.

Monica Seles

You can take the boy out of Wimbledon...

'Now that's the Group of Death.'

"And what do you do to maintain your cardiovascular fitness, Miss Holt?"

Novak Djokovic

"So what's this special distracting tactic you've developed?"

"This ump is so good he doesn't even blink."

'You should have taken up the game earlier.'

The Predictable Demise of Sir Textalot.

'He's been hiding out here for 20 years. Apparently, his buddies forgot to tell him the paintball tournament was over.'

Novak Djokovic has his visa denied to play in Australia as he is unvaccinated

Maybe we should stop calling it 'The Masters.'

Vinnie's Billiards: 'Heck of a break, Ron!'

Cat and mouse.

Cheerleaders

'Hurry up you guys! I'm about to serve dinner!'

Tennis ball girl.

'The English player has hit the net more times than the entire England team in the football World Cup!'

Football player taking the ball home.

"Once more, with fury."

"Mam? What's love juice?"

Multisports

'As your doctor, I'd strongly advise that you not laugh at your wife when you beat her at tennis!'

"In two weeks' time, Andy Murray will either have achieved a great British win or an awful Scottish defeat."

Competitive tic-tac-toe

Looks like Charlie owns Park Place now. Dogopoly.

The Tennis Racket in the Stone

Suzanne Lenglen

Sporting maladies.