Tournament Contender Gifts

'I think you'll find that's checkmate for you too, Sir.'

"Do you do temporary ones that last about two weeks?"

The Predictable Demise of Sir Textalot.

'He's been hiding out here for 20 years. Apparently, his buddies forgot to tell him the paintball tournament was over.'

Maybe we should stop calling it 'The Masters.'

Vinnie's Billiards: 'Heck of a break, Ron!'

Cheerleaders

"Where am I going to college? I thought this was college."

It had been a while, but he had finally come home.

Football player taking the ball home.

Competitive tic-tac-toe

Looks like Charlie owns Park Place now. Dogopoly.

"You're a really sore loser, you know that!"

The International Airline Basketball Tournament

"I carefully examine the data for March madness brackets and every year I lose to Anita, who picks by uniform colors."

'Big advantage!!'

Contest to enter the University

"Nah...not really...he's only won one game!" (Clever dog).

"Why are you studying? Go outside and practice shooting three pointers, so you can ear big bucks like Steph Curry."

'The break is over, guys. It's time we got back to our 'Poker Addiction Support Group.''

World Cup Fever

Golf

"So if you don't want to know the World Cup results look away now until July 16th."

'I've got a good idea to improve the team.'

Rock, paper, scissors

The Joust

"Five ball in the corner pocket." "Me in the side pocket!"

Lawyers Playing Tennis

Inflatable gallery (for golf spectators).

Golfer kicking ball out of bush.

Euros 2016

Weight lifter with weights up in the air. All the officials wearing clothes pegs due to the bad body odour problem.

Footballer pushes a giant football up the hill.

'Blake Construction lost $500,000 on the Fenton Job. Thank God they underbid us by $100.'

"Sorry, Kevin, but 'March Madness' is not an official school holiday."