Competition Enthusiast Pillows

"I don't care about winning. I care about being the best cow I can be."

'Can our software do that?'

The winner takes it all?

Coulda, shoulda, woulda... DID!

'Oh yeah MY Dad's PowerPoint presentations are better than YOUR Dad's'

"Actually, I'm more interested in seeing how we stack up against the competition."

'Our competition is quite energetic.'

Horse racing.

'Friends are important...but you need enemies to keep your edge.'

"My handicap? I'm a poor loser."

Glum buskers look at sign that says: 'BUSKING COMPETITION TODAY: Strictly NO Streets of London.'

'No matter how many eggs I give away, they won't let me forget I lost that race to the tortoise!'

"This is our new 'winning isn't everything' approach."

Big Guys vs Little Guys

Fabio Capello.

Prize Giving.

'I know you can't win them all, but just once I wish I could scrape together the entry fee!'

Horse Racing.

Success Sometimes Comes in Different Guises...Top Dog....Bottom Dog.

Angels crying because they lost first place to a big butch man

'I'm moving up to be Chairperson-of-the-board. One of you will be President.' (Men have fencing swords).

'I thought they decided who the best team was last year?'

'I prefer Brand X myself.'

'Ok cup cake looks like its time to meet your maker.'

Germans fixate too much on competition!

"Bad news. The competition brought in 13 coupons and seventy thousand reasonable facsimiles."

"I specially lowered the horse but it didn't run faster..."

"You need to take a break from watching too many tennis matches."

The underdog succumbs to the pack

Putin and Zelensky

'You may already be a winner!'

Boy Talk

'Goooaaaalllllll!'

Eight puns

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