Competition Aficionado Pillows

"How about that! Wanda, you also landed on cheese."

Builders fighting over projects.

Executives are evaluated in Dancing With The Stars style.

"Yeah, I won the Finest Quality Wool award, but it was a tough competition: There were contestants from all over Australia and New Zealand..."

"It's a jungle out there... and I hear you're an expert."

"Portrait of a Lady"

Oscar would laugh whenever he recalled his empty existence before golf.

'He went in for the Worst Singer and won first prize in the Gurning competition at the same time!'

'Can our software do that?'

Putin and Zelensky

'Originally he was the mascot until we discovered he had a golden foot.'

'You wouldn't happen to be sitting on my entry to the straightest runner bean competition?'

"Good game, good game, nice game, namaste, good game, nice game ..."

"And the winner is… Dan the Man by a nose!"

'Fancy a game of five-a-side, boys?'

'I'm moving up to be Chairperson-of-the-board. One of you will be President.' (Men have fencing swords).

"I told him he should have trained more."

'He's got classic form, but if he doesn't improve his grades he won't get into college. He doesn't think.'

'When I'm not thinking about me, the Giants, the Knicks or the Yankees, I'm thinking about us.'

"And now, since our local teams really stink, here are scores for actual good teams around the country that you might want to root for."

'God's speed.'

'You haven't heard the best thing. . .no referees.'

Fishing Boat Derby

Cristiano Ronaldo

Opening night at the circus: "How's everyone's jitters?"

'He's missed six goals today. I bet he could kick himself.'

The Harper Plays Cricket.

Cheesie Rider

Tenors

"I need to buy a faster fastball."

'It took some doing, but we got your name on!'

"Yes, it's a sports related injury. He dropped his bowling ball."

'Yo, Corona! Pack your stuff! You've been traded.'

Football.

"Depressed, anxious, worried about the future we've had a great deal of this recently...I'd suggest you avoid watching England for a while."