Competition Fanatic Pillows

Rugby Mad.

Podium finish.

"I'll win this game eventually! tRump always wins!"

"My wife enters every competition going."

'Let's go! Move it, move it! Finish race!...Man, I hate looky-loos.'

'This is my trophy wife...I won her in a bowling tournament.'

"There will be a winning team and a losing team. Are you OK with that?"

"I need to tinkle."

'Can our software do that?'

Putin and Zelensky

Tension filled the tent.

'Gee, you beat Roger again!'

"I hope I get rock and you get scissors, or I get scissors and you get paper, or I get paper and you get rock."

'I'm moving up to be Chairperson-of-the-board. One of you will be President.' (Men have fencing swords).

'He's been hiding out here for 20 years. Apparently, his buddies forgot to tell him the paintball tournament was over.'

"It's a jungle out there... and I hear you're an expert."

Fishing Boat Derby

'Competition is good...unless it's too good.'

"My favorite tea: hot daffodil-infused chamomile with a hint of whiskey. Are you serious? Of course I'm serious! I've been dosing myself with small quantities of poisonous daffodil ever since 1931. You have to build up an immunity if you want to survive in the cutthroat world of Scrabble tournaments."

'I win!'

Workplace Shinanigans

'You beat me by two...but with your penalties I beat you by 150!'

"Look the competition has a big, stupid product. We need a big, stupid product of our own, and we need it now!"

Office Competitions

'What a control freak!'

'Rhea of the Year.'

"I quit."

Big Guys vs Little Guys

Hat Wars.

"Yeah, I won the Finest Quality Wool award, but it was a tough competition: There were contestants from all over Australia and New Zealand..."

Motivational tip #731: Appeal to their sense of entitlement.

'There goes Finley...turning pro.'

Angels crying because they lost first place to a big butch man

'This is our top negotiator's office.'

A report on one-upmanship in TV newscasts.