Computer Beginner Gifts

'I'd track the cow's production on Excel if I could turn on the computer.'

"Dad's at that awkward age when he knows just enough about computers to really screw 'em up!"

"He's at that awkward age...he knows just enough about computers to really screw them up."

'Ask your doctor if getting your fat butt off the couch might be right for you!'

"I had to hire younger employees to keep up with today's technology and social media."

"Tonight, Daddy's going to teach you how to stay save on the internet."

Bubbie Selfies

"I'm sure he was a great blocker when he was playing, but I doubt he'll be a great ad blocker."

Computer books for dummies.

"Never ask Dad about technology. He thinks a semiconductor is someone who leads the Boston Pops for half a year."

"You butt dialed me 187 times in less that an hour, dad."

"This is a selection from my novel about a writers' group that has one real writer and five wanna-be b*****s."

STRIP Hambone: Training wheels on a computer

"It's bad enough my kids know more about computers than me, but I'm not taking this from YOU!"

"Let's take it step by step. How do I turn it on?"

"Banking, booking flights, shopping - there's no limit to what he can't do on the internet."

'Hello, technical support? Which one is the 'any key'?'

'We're taking baby steps with this whole social media thing until we're certain it pans out.'

"Please—no technology questions!"

Video Chat with Dad from his new smart phone.

Social Media Explained By Ginny Root 3rd Grade.

"Not discovered the 'Delete' key yet Edith?"

"I'm still trying to get used to ordering food online."

'If I need emergency assistance with this program, do I type 911?'

Woman putting correction fluid on a computer screen

"Well, if you'd married a dentist like I wanted, maybe HE could explain Bluetooth to me!"

"They say registering online should take ten minutes to two days, depending on my computer skills."

"I'm really serious about exercising. Last year I only went to the gym twice, once to join and once to renew."

One of the dangers of being new to online banking.

'We didn't mean to place an order online. We're just trying to figure out how to turn it on.'

'Where do you plug it in?'

"Earbuds are tiny headphones."