Internet Novice Gifts

"Banking, booking flights, shopping - there's no limit to what he can't do on the internet."

"First time pruning?"

Please buzz off. That's my flower!

"I'm surprised, Caswell. I thought you were a happy camper."

"This is the last time I let you handle our vacation plans, you cheapskate."

People who work-from-home, annual get together.

"He's at that awkward age...he knows just enough about computers to really screw them up."

"This is my first book, but if I like it I may buy another in the near future."

"I had to hire younger employees to keep up with today's technology and social media."

"Still no offers - sometimes I think I'm the only one using this site."

"I packed the cooking gear like you told me, Dad...where do I plug it in?"

'Alex we talked about this, you can't bring live things home from the lake. . . no buts, they don't want to leave the lake. Let your little friends go.'

"Tonight, Daddy's going to teach you how to stay save on the internet."

"I'm sure he was a great blocker when he was playing, but I doubt he'll be a great ad blocker."

Computer books for dummies.

Bubbie Selfies

Snoozed when I should have schmoozed.

'Our church funds seem to be in the computer cloud of unknowing.'

"Never ask Dad about technology. He thinks a semiconductor is someone who leads the Boston Pops for half a year."

"You butt dialed me 187 times in less that an hour, dad."

After two years on zooms, Arthur was having trouble coping with face to face networking again. . .

BOOKSHOP, 'We're pushing our do-it-yourself kit today, sir -- a ream of paper and a dozen pencils.'

"It's bad enough my kids know more about computers than me, but I'm not taking this from YOU!"

'You may well, Ms. Ferris, one day write a 'Fifty Shades of Grey' bonkbuster, but today your account is one shade of red.'

STRIP Hambone: Training wheels on a computer

'Hello, technical support? Which one is the 'any key'?'

"Let's take it step by step. How do I turn it on?"

I really hope the agent likes my submission... - '' - 'This is perfect.' - '' - 'Absolutley perfect.'

"Please—no technology questions!"

'We're taking baby steps with this whole social media thing until we're certain it pans out.'

Video Chat with Dad from his new smart phone.

All dressed up and nowhere to hide.