Internet Novice Pillows

"Banking, booking flights, shopping - there's no limit to what he can't do on the internet."

'Someone stole my password, AGAIN!'

"First time pruning?"

Please buzz off. That's my flower!

"I'm surprised, Caswell. I thought you were a happy camper."

"This is the last time I let you handle our vacation plans, you cheapskate."

People who work-from-home, annual get together.

"He's at that awkward age...he knows just enough about computers to really screw them up."

"This is my first book, but if I like it I may buy another in the near future."

"I had to hire younger employees to keep up with today's technology and social media."

"Still no offers - sometimes I think I'm the only one using this site."

'Alex we talked about this, you can't bring live things home from the lake. . . no buts, they don't want to leave the lake. Let your little friends go.'

"I packed the cooking gear like you told me, Dad...where do I plug it in?"

Look, dork, I won't ask again. Will you help me use a computer? Maybe. What for? Internet Scrabble. I hear it is possible to play – what is the word? Online? I should like to send data over cyberspace. Through cyberspace.

"Tonight, Daddy's going to teach you how to stay save on the internet."

Snoozed when I should have schmoozed.

Computer books for dummies.

Bubbie Selfies

'Our church funds seem to be in the computer cloud of unknowing.'

"I'm sure he was a great blocker when he was playing, but I doubt he'll be a great ad blocker."

"Never ask Dad about technology. He thinks a semiconductor is someone who leads the Boston Pops for half a year."

After two years on zooms, Arthur was having trouble coping with face to face networking again. . .

'I'd join Twitter, but I'm worried I'll make a hash of it.'

"You butt dialed me 187 times in less that an hour, dad."

"Yes! I'm THE Britney Spears... I was named 'Britney Spears' first so that makes me THE the."

STRIP Hambone: Training wheels on a computer

'You may well, Ms. Ferris, one day write a 'Fifty Shades of Grey' bonkbuster, but today your account is one shade of red.'

"It's bad enough my kids know more about computers than me, but I'm not taking this from YOU!"

BOOKSHOP, 'We're pushing our do-it-yourself kit today, sir -- a ream of paper and a dozen pencils.'

By the time I figured out how to read her e-book, she was asleep.

'Hello, technical support? Which one is the 'any key'?'

"Let's take it step by step. How do I turn it on?"

I really hope the agent likes my submission... - '' - 'This is perfect.' - '' - 'Absolutley perfect.'

'We're taking baby steps with this whole social media thing until we're certain it pans out.'

"Please—no technology questions!"