Internet Novices Pillows

"It keeps asking me if I'll accept cookies... I'm not even hungry!"

"I don't remember him or the meal or what movie we saw. All I remember is I wore the right jeans."

People who work-from-home, annual get together.

"This is my first book, but if I like it I may buy another in the near future."

"Still no offers - sometimes I think I'm the only one using this site."

"Tonight, Daddy's going to teach you how to stay save on the internet."

"I'm sure he was a great blocker when he was playing, but I doubt he'll be a great ad blocker."

'Our church funds seem to be in the computer cloud of unknowing.'

After two years on zooms, Arthur was having trouble coping with face to face networking again. . .

STRIP Hambone: Training wheels on a computer

"It's bad enough my kids know more about computers than me, but I'm not taking this from YOU!"

'You may well, Ms. Ferris, one day write a 'Fifty Shades of Grey' bonkbuster, but today your account is one shade of red.'

BOOKSHOP, 'We're pushing our do-it-yourself kit today, sir -- a ream of paper and a dozen pencils.'

'Hello, technical support? Which one is the 'any key'?'

"Banking, booking flights, shopping - there's no limit to what he can't do on the internet."

I really hope the agent likes my submission... - '' - 'This is perfect.' - '' - 'Absolutley perfect.'

All dressed up and nowhere to hide.

"First date. You'd think she would have done something about her eraser."

"Well, if you'd married a dentist like I wanted, maybe HE could explain Bluetooth to me!"

"It's not what you know, it's who you know." "Either way, I'm starting from scratch."

'We didn't mean to place an order online. We're just trying to figure out how to turn it on.'

'Where do you plug it in?'

"Well, you call it note-passing and whispering. We call it networking."

"Earbuds are tiny headphones."

'Unaccustomed as I am to public tweeting ... '

"Yes, dear, our computers are very user-friendly."

"Hi, I'm Dr. Jenkins." "Nice to meet you. I'm Bachelor of Science Johnson."

Tom Prepares for his Hot Date.

"Yes, but it's naturally toxic."

"...That's your reflection. Switch on."