Internet Novices Mugs

"It keeps asking me if I'll accept cookies... I'm not even hungry!"

"I don't remember him or the meal or what movie we saw. All I remember is I wore the right jeans."

People who work-from-home, annual get together.

"This is my first book, but if I like it I may buy another in the near future."

Look, dork, I won't ask again. Will you help me use a computer? Maybe. What for? Internet Scrabble. I hear it is possible to play – what is the word? Online? I should like to send data over cyberspace. Through cyberspace.

"Still no offers - sometimes I think I'm the only one using this site."

"Tonight, Daddy's going to teach you how to stay save on the internet."

"I'm sure he was a great blocker when he was playing, but I doubt he'll be a great ad blocker."

'Our church funds seem to be in the computer cloud of unknowing.'

'I'd join Twitter, but I'm worried I'll make a hash of it.'

After two years on zooms, Arthur was having trouble coping with face to face networking again. . .

BOOKSHOP, 'We're pushing our do-it-yourself kit today, sir -- a ream of paper and a dozen pencils.'

"It's bad enough my kids know more about computers than me, but I'm not taking this from YOU!"

"Yes! I'm THE Britney Spears... I was named 'Britney Spears' first so that makes me THE the."

STRIP Hambone: Training wheels on a computer

'You may well, Ms. Ferris, one day write a 'Fifty Shades of Grey' bonkbuster, but today your account is one shade of red.'

Freshman Ryan Brenneman was having a tough time acclimating to life away from home.

"Banking, booking flights, shopping - there's no limit to what he can't do on the internet."

'Hello, technical support? Which one is the 'any key'?'

I really hope the agent likes my submission... - '' - 'This is perfect.' - '' - 'Absolutley perfect.'

"First date. You'd think she would have done something about her eraser."

"Well, if you'd married a dentist like I wanted, maybe HE could explain Bluetooth to me!"

All dressed up and nowhere to hide.

"It's not what you know, it's who you know." "Either way, I'm starting from scratch."

"Well, you call it note-passing and whispering. We call it networking."

'Where do you plug it in?'

'We didn't mean to place an order online. We're just trying to figure out how to turn it on.'

Tom Prepares for his Hot Date.

My gran's on facebook!

"Yes, dear, our computers are very user-friendly."

'Unaccustomed as I am to public tweeting ... '

"Hi, I'm Dr. Jenkins." "Nice to meet you. I'm Bachelor of Science Johnson."

"Earbuds are tiny headphones."

"Yes, but it's naturally toxic."

Dave began to question the new secretary's competency when he found her using rubber gloves to avoid computer viruses.