Internet Newbie Mugs

"...That's your reflection. Switch on."

Good Luck!

BOOKSHOP, 'We're pushing our do-it-yourself kit today, sir -- a ream of paper and a dozen pencils.'

"That was too many fresh original voices for one night."

People who work-from-home, annual get together.

"He's at that awkward age...he knows just enough about computers to really screw them up."

"I had to hire younger employees to keep up with today's technology and social media."

Look, dork, I won't ask again. Will you help me use a computer? Maybe. What for? Internet Scrabble. I hear it is possible to play – what is the word? Online? I should like to send data over cyberspace. Through cyberspace.

"Still no offers - sometimes I think I'm the only one using this site."

"Tonight, Daddy's going to teach you how to stay save on the internet."

Computer books for dummies.

Bubbie Selfies

'Our church funds seem to be in the computer cloud of unknowing.'

"I'm sure he was a great blocker when he was playing, but I doubt he'll be a great ad blocker."

Snoozed when I should have schmoozed.

"Never ask Dad about technology. He thinks a semiconductor is someone who leads the Boston Pops for half a year."

"You butt dialed me 187 times in less that an hour, dad."

After two years on zooms, Arthur was having trouble coping with face to face networking again. . .

'I'd join Twitter, but I'm worried I'll make a hash of it.'

"Yes! I'm THE Britney Spears... I was named 'Britney Spears' first so that makes me THE the."

By the time I figured out how to read her e-book, she was asleep.

STRIP Hambone: Training wheels on a computer

'Hello, technical support? Which one is the 'any key'?'

"Let's take it step by step. How do I turn it on?"

"Banking, booking flights, shopping - there's no limit to what he can't do on the internet."

'We're taking baby steps with this whole social media thing until we're certain it pans out.'

"Please—no technology questions!"

"Not discovered the 'Delete' key yet Edith?"

"Well, if you'd married a dentist like I wanted, maybe HE could explain Bluetooth to me!"

"They say registering online should take ten minutes to two days, depending on my computer skills."

Video Chat with Dad from his new smart phone.

All dressed up and nowhere to hide.

"I promise that this will be the last time that Daddy will ask you to help him post his resume online."

Social Media Explained By Ginny Root 3rd Grade.

'If I need emergency assistance with this program, do I type 911?'