Technology Newbie Mugs

'Hello, technical support? Which one is the 'any key'?'

'The wheel was great, but what have you done for me lately?'

"Sorry it's late. I got caught in Spring migration."

"He's at that awkward age...he knows just enough about computers to really screw them up."

"I had to hire younger employees to keep up with today's technology and social media."

"Tonight, Daddy's going to teach you how to stay save on the internet."

"I'm sure he was a great blocker when he was playing, but I doubt he'll be a great ad blocker."

Bubbie Selfies

Snoozed when I should have schmoozed.

'I hear that earthlings have finished their space shuttle program. I hope they don't make it here. It would destroy proprty values.'

"I thought a wheel was a wheel."

'Word came from on high that managers had to develop their IT skills...'

Computer books for dummies.

"Never ask Dad about technology. He thinks a semiconductor is someone who leads the Boston Pops for half a year."

"You butt dialed me 187 times in less that an hour, dad."

"It's bad enough my kids know more about computers than me, but I'm not taking this from YOU!"

The Evolution of the Hat

STRIP Hambone: Training wheels on a computer

20,000 Leagues under the sea.

"Let's take it step by step. How do I turn it on?"

"Banking, booking flights, shopping - there's no limit to what he can't do on the internet."

"If Google Translate is correct, they want our women and our cattle."

'We're taking baby steps with this whole social media thing until we're certain it pans out.'

"Please—no technology questions!"

"Not discovered the 'Delete' key yet Edith?"

"They say registering online should take ten minutes to two days, depending on my computer skills."

Video Chat with Dad from his new smart phone.

"It goes on to say 'We use petroleum to light our laps, and to heat our food, but we can't seem to come up with an internal combustion engine'."

Social Media Explained By Ginny Root 3rd Grade.

'If I need emergency assistance with this program, do I type 911?'

Woman putting correction fluid on a computer screen

"I promise that this will be the last time that Daddy will ask you to help him post his resume online."

"Wouldn't it have been easier to just download them?"