Networking Novice Gifts

Well it doesn't look like networking to me!

"Well, you call it note-passing and whispering. We call it networking."

After two years on zooms, Arthur was having trouble coping with face to face networking again. . .

"Still no offers - sometimes I think I'm the only one using this site."

"Try...following me....on....'Linked-out'!!!"

"Hi, I'm Dr. Jenkins." "Nice to meet you. I'm Bachelor of Science Johnson."

'Our church funds seem to be in the computer cloud of unknowing.'

'Unaccustomed as I am to public tweeting ... '

'I listen to Peter Jennings, MacNeil/Lehrer and Elsie here.'

People who work-from-home, annual get together.

All dressed up and nowhere to hide.

"Having a banking app does not count as 'contacts in the banking industry'."

"First time pruning?"

Good Luck!

Please buzz off. That's my flower!

"I'm being heavily recruited by several other companies."

I work for a not for profit business. Mind you, two years ago it was a 'for profit' business.

"Phil's an expert networker. One drink and he's on schmooze-control."

'I didn't have a glass ceiling I had to break through... I had a golf course I had to conquer.'

"I'm surprised, Caswell. I thought you were a happy camper."

And elevator with 'up', 'down', and 'pitches' buttons

"He's at that awkward age...he knows just enough about computers to really screw them up."

Primordial Schmooze

"This is my first book, but if I like it I may buy another in the near future."

"I see you had the foresight to like us on facebook."

'So, summing up: we 'like' you and you 'like' us.'

"I had to hire younger employees to keep up with today's technology and social media."

'look at my new business cards! The old ones weren't big enough for all my information.'

Media Darling.

'Alex we talked about this, you can't bring live things home from the lake. . . no buts, they don't want to leave the lake. Let your little friends go.'

"I packed the cooking gear like you told me, Dad...where do I plug it in?"

"Tonight, Daddy's going to teach you how to stay save on the internet."

"He's networking again!"

"Jessica tells me you have a Twitter following in the six figures."

"I'm sure he was a great blocker when he was playing, but I doubt he'll be a great ad blocker."