Networking Novice Gifts

Well it doesn't look like networking to me!

"Well, you call it note-passing and whispering. We call it networking."

After two years on zooms, Arthur was having trouble coping with face to face networking again. . .

"Still no offers - sometimes I think I'm the only one using this site."

"Try...following me....on....'Linked-out'!!!"

"Yes! I'm THE Britney Spears... I was named 'Britney Spears' first so that makes me THE the."

"Hi, I'm Dr. Jenkins." "Nice to meet you. I'm Bachelor of Science Johnson."

'Our church funds seem to be in the computer cloud of unknowing.'

'Unaccustomed as I am to public tweeting ... '

'I listen to Peter Jennings, MacNeil/Lehrer and Elsie here.'

My gran's on facebook!

People who work-from-home, annual get together.

All dressed up and nowhere to hide.

"Having a banking app does not count as 'contacts in the banking industry'."

"First time pruning?"

Good Luck!

"Your MBA and PHD are impressive but what concerns me is your low number of Facebook friends."

Please buzz off. That's my flower!

"I'm being heavily recruited by several other companies."

I work for a not for profit business. Mind you, two years ago it was a 'for profit' business.

"Phil's an expert networker. One drink and he's on schmooze-control."

'I didn't have a glass ceiling I had to break through... I had a golf course I had to conquer.'

"I'm surprised, Caswell. I thought you were a happy camper."

And elevator with 'up', 'down', and 'pitches' buttons

Primordial Schmooze

"He's at that awkward age...he knows just enough about computers to really screw them up."

"This is my first book, but if I like it I may buy another in the near future."

'So, summing up: we 'like' you and you 'like' us.'

"I see you had the foresight to like us on facebook."

"I had to hire younger employees to keep up with today's technology and social media."

'look at my new business cards! The old ones weren't big enough for all my information.'

'Alex we talked about this, you can't bring live things home from the lake. . . no buts, they don't want to leave the lake. Let your little friends go.'

Look, dork, I won't ask again. Will you help me use a computer? Maybe. What for? Internet Scrabble. I hear it is possible to play – what is the word? Online? I should like to send data over cyberspace. Through cyberspace.

"I packed the cooking gear like you told me, Dad...where do I plug it in?"

Media Darling.