Computer Novice Gifts

"How me turn this thing on?"

'Eric's trying to access the information super-highway, but he's still stuck on the garage forecourt.'

STRIP Hambone: Mouse as a foot pedal

"He's at that awkward age...he knows just enough about computers to really screw them up."

People who work-from-home, annual get together.

"This is my first book, but if I like it I may buy another in the near future."

"I had to hire younger employees to keep up with today's technology and social media."

"Still no offers - sometimes I think I'm the only one using this site."

"Tonight, Daddy's going to teach you how to stay save on the internet."

"I'm sure he was a great blocker when he was playing, but I doubt he'll be a great ad blocker."

Computer books for dummies.

'Our church funds seem to be in the computer cloud of unknowing.'

Bubbie Selfies

"Never ask Dad about technology. He thinks a semiconductor is someone who leads the Boston Pops for half a year."

After two years on zooms, Arthur was having trouble coping with face to face networking again. . .

"You butt dialed me 187 times in less that an hour, dad."

"It's bad enough my kids know more about computers than me, but I'm not taking this from YOU!"

STRIP Hambone: Training wheels on a computer

BOOKSHOP, 'We're pushing our do-it-yourself kit today, sir -- a ream of paper and a dozen pencils.'

'You may well, Ms. Ferris, one day write a 'Fifty Shades of Grey' bonkbuster, but today your account is one shade of red.'

"Banking, booking flights, shopping - there's no limit to what he can't do on the internet."

"Let's take it step by step. How do I turn it on?"

'Hello, technical support? Which one is the 'any key'?'

I really hope the agent likes my submission... - '' - 'This is perfect.' - '' - 'Absolutley perfect.'

"Please—no technology questions!"

'We're taking baby steps with this whole social media thing until we're certain it pans out.'

"Well, if you'd married a dentist like I wanted, maybe HE could explain Bluetooth to me!"

Video Chat with Dad from his new smart phone.

"Not discovered the 'Delete' key yet Edith?"

Social Media Explained By Ginny Root 3rd Grade.

'If I need emergency assistance with this program, do I type 911?'

Woman putting correction fluid on a computer screen

All dressed up and nowhere to hide.

"They say registering online should take ten minutes to two days, depending on my computer skills."