Computer Novice T-Shirts

"How me turn this thing on?"

'Eric's trying to access the information super-highway, but he's still stuck on the garage forecourt.'

STRIP Hambone: Mouse as a foot pedal

People who work-from-home, annual get together.

"He's at that awkward age...he knows just enough about computers to really screw them up."

"This is my first book, but if I like it I may buy another in the near future."

"I had to hire younger employees to keep up with today's technology and social media."

Look, dork, I won't ask again. Will you help me use a computer? Maybe. What for? Internet Scrabble. I hear it is possible to play – what is the word? Online? I should like to send data over cyberspace. Through cyberspace.

"Still no offers - sometimes I think I'm the only one using this site."

"Tonight, Daddy's going to teach you how to stay save on the internet."

"I'm sure he was a great blocker when he was playing, but I doubt he'll be a great ad blocker."

Bubbie Selfies

'Our church funds seem to be in the computer cloud of unknowing.'

Computer books for dummies.

"Never ask Dad about technology. He thinks a semiconductor is someone who leads the Boston Pops for half a year."

After two years on zooms, Arthur was having trouble coping with face to face networking again. . .

"You butt dialed me 187 times in less that an hour, dad."

'I'd join Twitter, but I'm worried I'll make a hash of it.'

STRIP Hambone: Training wheels on a computer

'You may well, Ms. Ferris, one day write a 'Fifty Shades of Grey' bonkbuster, but today your account is one shade of red.'

"It's bad enough my kids know more about computers than me, but I'm not taking this from YOU!"

"Yes! I'm THE Britney Spears... I was named 'Britney Spears' first so that makes me THE the."

By the time I figured out how to read her e-book, she was asleep.

BOOKSHOP, 'We're pushing our do-it-yourself kit today, sir -- a ream of paper and a dozen pencils.'

"Banking, booking flights, shopping - there's no limit to what he can't do on the internet."

'Hello, technical support? Which one is the 'any key'?'

"Let's take it step by step. How do I turn it on?"

I really hope the agent likes my submission... - '' - 'This is perfect.' - '' - 'Absolutley perfect.'

'We're taking baby steps with this whole social media thing until we're certain it pans out.'

"Please—no technology questions!"

Woman putting correction fluid on a computer screen

"Not discovered the 'Delete' key yet Edith?"

Video Chat with Dad from his new smart phone.

"They say registering online should take ten minutes to two days, depending on my computer skills."

All dressed up and nowhere to hide.