Computer Newbie T-Shirts

'Sorry I didn't do better in computer science. My teacher wanted to send you my report card over the Internet, but I told her you think computers are a fad.'

Good Luck!

BOOKSHOP, 'We're pushing our do-it-yourself kit today, sir -- a ream of paper and a dozen pencils.'

"That was too many fresh original voices for one night."

"He's at that awkward age...he knows just enough about computers to really screw them up."

People who work-from-home, annual get together.

"I had to hire younger employees to keep up with today's technology and social media."

"Still no offers - sometimes I think I'm the only one using this site."

Look, dork, I won't ask again. Will you help me use a computer? Maybe. What for? Internet Scrabble. I hear it is possible to play – what is the word? Online? I should like to send data over cyberspace. Through cyberspace.

"Tonight, Daddy's going to teach you how to stay save on the internet."

Snoozed when I should have schmoozed.

'Our church funds seem to be in the computer cloud of unknowing.'

"I'm sure he was a great blocker when he was playing, but I doubt he'll be a great ad blocker."

Bubbie Selfies

"Here she is, the girl of my dreams! We're in love and we're going to get married! And she's made out of boxes!"

Computer books for dummies.

"Never ask Dad about technology. He thinks a semiconductor is someone who leads the Boston Pops for half a year."

'I'd join Twitter, but I'm worried I'll make a hash of it.'

"You butt dialed me 187 times in less that an hour, dad."

After two years on zooms, Arthur was having trouble coping with face to face networking again. . .

Nethead strip: Dates

Health Club Shop. DVD. Books. Do you have a simple guide to better abs? "Tummies for Dummies" would be good for you.

"Yes! I'm THE Britney Spears... I was named 'Britney Spears' first so that makes me THE the."

"Hold on, I have an announcement. Facebook password Missywillow 555, please move your car or it will be towed."

By the time I figured out how to read her e-book, she was asleep.

STRIP Hambone: Training wheels on a computer

'Hello, technical support? Which one is the 'any key'?'

"Banking, booking flights, shopping - there's no limit to what he can't do on the internet."

"Let's take it step by step. How do I turn it on?"

'We're taking baby steps with this whole social media thing until we're certain it pans out.'

"Please—no technology questions!"

"They say registering online should take ten minutes to two days, depending on my computer skills."

"Well, if you'd married a dentist like I wanted, maybe HE could explain Bluetooth to me!"

"Not discovered the 'Delete' key yet Edith?"

Video Chat with Dad from his new smart phone.