Computer Newbie T-Shirts

'Sorry I didn't do better in computer science. My teacher wanted to send you my report card over the Internet, but I told her you think computers are a fad.'

Good Luck!

BOOKSHOP, 'We're pushing our do-it-yourself kit today, sir -- a ream of paper and a dozen pencils.'

"That was too many fresh original voices for one night."

People who work-from-home, annual get together.

"He's at that awkward age...he knows just enough about computers to really screw them up."

"I had to hire younger employees to keep up with today's technology and social media."

"Still no offers - sometimes I think I'm the only one using this site."

"Tonight, Daddy's going to teach you how to stay save on the internet."

"I'm sure he was a great blocker when he was playing, but I doubt he'll be a great ad blocker."

Computer books for dummies.

Bubbie Selfies

"Here she is, the girl of my dreams! We're in love and we're going to get married! And she's made out of boxes!"

'Our church funds seem to be in the computer cloud of unknowing.'

Snoozed when I should have schmoozed.

"Never ask Dad about technology. He thinks a semiconductor is someone who leads the Boston Pops for half a year."

After two years on zooms, Arthur was having trouble coping with face to face networking again. . .

"You butt dialed me 187 times in less that an hour, dad."

STRIP Hambone: Training wheels on a computer

Nethead strip: Dates

"Hold on, I have an announcement. Facebook password Missywillow 555, please move your car or it will be towed."

'Hello, technical support? Which one is the 'any key'?'

"Banking, booking flights, shopping - there's no limit to what he can't do on the internet."

"Let's take it step by step. How do I turn it on?"

'We're taking baby steps with this whole social media thing until we're certain it pans out.'

"Please—no technology questions!"

All dressed up and nowhere to hide.

"Not discovered the 'Delete' key yet Edith?"

Video Chat with Dad from his new smart phone.

"Well, if you'd married a dentist like I wanted, maybe HE could explain Bluetooth to me!"

"They say registering online should take ten minutes to two days, depending on my computer skills."