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Computer books for dummies.

Good Luck!

"It was a dark and stormy night, for the Wi-Fi was down."

'I didn't know ostriches could swim.'

'I tried running once, but I kept spilling my drink.'

People who work-from-home, annual get together.

"He's at that awkward age...he knows just enough about computers to really screw them up."

"The doctor told me I needed to burn some fat, so I'm grilling a steak!"

"I had to hire younger employees to keep up with today's technology and social media."

"Still no offers - sometimes I think I'm the only one using this site."

"Tonight, Daddy's going to teach you how to stay save on the internet."

'Our church funds seem to be in the computer cloud of unknowing.'

Snoozed when I should have schmoozed.

"I'm sure he was a great blocker when he was playing, but I doubt he'll be a great ad blocker."

Please seat to be weighted.

Bubbie Selfies

"Never ask Dad about technology. He thinks a semiconductor is someone who leads the Boston Pops for half a year."

"You butt dialed me 187 times in less that an hour, dad."

After two years on zooms, Arthur was having trouble coping with face to face networking again. . .

Fisherman's new baby.

"Okay, maybe we should count assembling the exercise bike as your first workout."

'That's way too irregular. I recommend regular exercise.'

STRIP Hambone: Training wheels on a computer

"Your fingers are the only part of you that's in shape. Apparently, the only exercise you get is texting."

'Hello, technical support? Which one is the 'any key'?'

"Let's take it step by step. How do I turn it on?"

"Banking, booking flights, shopping - there's no limit to what he can't do on the internet."

"Please—no technology questions!"

'We're taking baby steps with this whole social media thing until we're certain it pans out.'

"I'm still trying to get used to ordering food online."

Video Chat with Dad from his new smart phone.