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Nethead strip: Computer phobics chatroom

"He's at that awkward age...he knows just enough about computers to really screw them up."

"I had to hire younger employees to keep up with today's technology and social media."

"Tonight, Daddy's going to teach you how to stay save on the internet."

Bubbie Selfies

Snoozed when I should have schmoozed.

'Word came from on high that managers had to develop their IT skills...'

Computer books for dummies.

"I'm sure he was a great blocker when he was playing, but I doubt he'll be a great ad blocker."

"Never ask Dad about technology. He thinks a semiconductor is someone who leads the Boston Pops for half a year."

"You butt dialed me 187 times in less that an hour, dad."

"You give your kid an allownace, plus a tech support fee? And I thought I was the only one."

"It's bad enough my kids know more about computers than me, but I'm not taking this from YOU!"

STRIP Hambone: Training wheels on a computer

'Hello, technical support? Which one is the 'any key'?'

"Let's take it step by step. How do I turn it on?"

"Please—no technology questions!"

'We're taking baby steps with this whole social media thing until we're certain it pans out.'

'If I need emergency assistance with this program, do I type 911?'

"They say registering online should take ten minutes to two days, depending on my computer skills."

"I promise that this will be the last time that Daddy will ask you to help him post his resume online."

Video Chat with Dad from his new smart phone.

"Not discovered the 'Delete' key yet Edith?"

"Well, if you'd married a dentist like I wanted, maybe HE could explain Bluetooth to me!"

Social Media Explained By Ginny Root 3rd Grade.

Woman putting correction fluid on a computer screen

One of the dangers of being new to online banking.

'No mom, that's not spyware.'

Great Moments in Chess

'Where do you plug it in?'

"OK Zoomer!"

'We didn't mean to place an order online. We're just trying to figure out how to turn it on.'