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"Never mind if he can quote Shakespeare by the page, he's still a computer illiterate!"

'We didn't mean to place an order online. We're just trying to figure out how to turn it on.'

People who work-from-home, annual get together.

"He's at that awkward age...he knows just enough about computers to really screw them up."

"This is my first book, but if I like it I may buy another in the near future."

"I had to hire younger employees to keep up with today's technology and social media."

"Still no offers - sometimes I think I'm the only one using this site."

"Tonight, Daddy's going to teach you how to stay save on the internet."

Bubbie Selfies

"I'm sure he was a great blocker when he was playing, but I doubt he'll be a great ad blocker."

'Our church funds seem to be in the computer cloud of unknowing.'

"Never ask Dad about technology. He thinks a semiconductor is someone who leads the Boston Pops for half a year."

"You butt dialed me 187 times in less that an hour, dad."

After two years on zooms, Arthur was having trouble coping with face to face networking again. . .

"It's bad enough my kids know more about computers than me, but I'm not taking this from YOU!"

STRIP Hambone: Training wheels on a computer

'You may well, Ms. Ferris, one day write a 'Fifty Shades of Grey' bonkbuster, but today your account is one shade of red.'

BOOKSHOP, 'We're pushing our do-it-yourself kit today, sir -- a ream of paper and a dozen pencils.'

'Hello, technical support? Which one is the 'any key'?'

"Let's take it step by step. How do I turn it on?"

"Banking, booking flights, shopping - there's no limit to what he can't do on the internet."

I really hope the agent likes my submission... - '' - 'This is perfect.' - '' - 'Absolutley perfect.'

'We're taking baby steps with this whole social media thing until we're certain it pans out.'

"Please—no technology questions!"

"Not discovered the 'Delete' key yet Edith?"

Social Media Explained By Ginny Root 3rd Grade.

"I promise that this will be the last time that Daddy will ask you to help him post his resume online."

Video Chat with Dad from his new smart phone.

'If I need emergency assistance with this program, do I type 911?'

Woman putting correction fluid on a computer screen

"Well, if you'd married a dentist like I wanted, maybe HE could explain Bluetooth to me!"

All dressed up and nowhere to hide.

"They say registering online should take ten minutes to two days, depending on my computer skills."