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'How do you work this thing?'

Robotic Man

"First time pruning?"

I have an idea - Let's sit around the campfire and watch scary movies on our iPads!

Please buzz off. That's my flower!

"Well, Comstock, still regret putting our profits back into research?"

Connected to Technology.

'The secret to great wealth and spiritual contentment? Ok, hold on...I think I've got an app for that..'

"Yes, alright! I know it's a small mountain... I'm only a novice oracle."

Early Programmers.

"When it comes to online marketing, I'm puzzled."

'If I can't do it by iPhone, I don't do it.'

"I'm surprised, Caswell. I thought you were a happy camper."

'We haven't the foggiest what it does,but it plugs into a computer and retails for three fifity.'

"He's at that awkward age...he knows just enough about computers to really screw them up."

"Home is where the WiFi is."

Information Tightrope.

'I need it for my electric blanket.'

'I need a text-mail interpreter.'

"Hello ... Susan ... Joe ... Not ... Make ... It ... Me ... Joe's ... Robot ... Me ... Programmed ... Take ... You ... Dinner ..."

Entomology Reference

Another new, really cool-looking gadget in a desperate search for a problem to solve.

The Thinker

'Hi Terry. Quick question about that new gearbox you put in my Polo last week.'

Man and dog on their hover boards.

"I had to hire younger employees to keep up with today's technology and social media."

'The reports were right...he's using tools!'

"I packed the cooking gear like you told me, Dad...where do I plug it in?"

'Alex we talked about this, you can't bring live things home from the lake. . . no buts, they don't want to leave the lake. Let your little friends go.'

Look, dork, I won't ask again. Will you help me use a computer? Maybe. What for? Internet Scrabble. I hear it is possible to play – what is the word? Online? I should like to send data over cyberspace. Through cyberspace.

"All I need now is a trainer!"

"I'm Robo, your evening news anchorbot..."

Low tech tech friendly solution to the gulf oil spill?

'I take it this is your first big game hunt?!!'

"Tonight, Daddy's going to teach you how to stay save on the internet."