Tech Novices Gifts

"Never mind if he can quote Shakespeare by the page, he's still a computer illiterate!"

'We didn't mean to place an order online. We're just trying to figure out how to turn it on.'

I've taken a digital picture of my bicep. Now how do I load it onto tweet so I can shock the world? Lemme see. I've been in the gym which is why it looks so big. Capellini comes to mind.

"He's at that awkward age...he knows just enough about computers to really screw them up."

People who work-from-home, annual get together.

"This is my first book, but if I like it I may buy another in the near future."

"I had to hire younger employees to keep up with today's technology and social media."

Look, dork, I won't ask again. Will you help me use a computer? Maybe. What for? Internet Scrabble. I hear it is possible to play – what is the word? Online? I should like to send data over cyberspace. Through cyberspace.

"Still no offers - sometimes I think I'm the only one using this site."

"Tonight, Daddy's going to teach you how to stay save on the internet."

'Our church funds seem to be in the computer cloud of unknowing.'

Bubbie Selfies

"I'm sure he was a great blocker when he was playing, but I doubt he'll be a great ad blocker."

"Never ask Dad about technology. He thinks a semiconductor is someone who leads the Boston Pops for half a year."

After two years on zooms, Arthur was having trouble coping with face to face networking again. . .

"You butt dialed me 187 times in less that an hour, dad."

'I'd join Twitter, but I'm worried I'll make a hash of it.'

"Yes! I'm THE Britney Spears... I was named 'Britney Spears' first so that makes me THE the."

'You may well, Ms. Ferris, one day write a 'Fifty Shades of Grey' bonkbuster, but today your account is one shade of red.'

"It's bad enough my kids know more about computers than me, but I'm not taking this from YOU!"

STRIP Hambone: Training wheels on a computer

By the time I figured out how to read her e-book, she was asleep.

BOOKSHOP, 'We're pushing our do-it-yourself kit today, sir -- a ream of paper and a dozen pencils.'

"Banking, booking flights, shopping - there's no limit to what he can't do on the internet."

'Hello, technical support? Which one is the 'any key'?'

"Let's take it step by step. How do I turn it on?"

I really hope the agent likes my submission... - '' - 'This is perfect.' - '' - 'Absolutley perfect.'

"Please—no technology questions!"

'We're taking baby steps with this whole social media thing until we're certain it pans out.'

"Not discovered the 'Delete' key yet Edith?"

Video Chat with Dad from his new smart phone.

"I promise that this will be the last time that Daddy will ask you to help him post his resume online."

"Well, if you'd married a dentist like I wanted, maybe HE could explain Bluetooth to me!"

All dressed up and nowhere to hide.

"They say registering online should take ten minutes to two days, depending on my computer skills."