Tech Beginner Gifts

Man being shown how to use computer by a woman.

"The desktop skills test was a little worrying,56% couldn't manage 'Word' 75% were confused by 'Excel' and 43% wanted to know what channel 'Eastenders' was on."

"He's at that awkward age...he knows just enough about computers to really screw them up."

"I had to hire younger employees to keep up with today's technology and social media."

"Tonight, Daddy's going to teach you how to stay save on the internet."

Bubbie Selfies

"I'm sure he was a great blocker when he was playing, but I doubt he'll be a great ad blocker."

Computer books for dummies.

'Word came from on high that managers had to develop their IT skills...'

"Never ask Dad about technology. He thinks a semiconductor is someone who leads the Boston Pops for half a year."

"You butt dialed me 187 times in less that an hour, dad."

STRIP Hambone: Training wheels on a computer

"It's bad enough my kids know more about computers than me, but I'm not taking this from YOU!"

'Hello, technical support? Which one is the 'any key'?'

"Let's take it step by step. How do I turn it on?"

"Banking, booking flights, shopping - there's no limit to what he can't do on the internet."

"Please—no technology questions!"

'We're taking baby steps with this whole social media thing until we're certain it pans out.'

Video Chat with Dad from his new smart phone.

"They say registering online should take ten minutes to two days, depending on my computer skills."

"I promise that this will be the last time that Daddy will ask you to help him post his resume online."

'If I need emergency assistance with this program, do I type 911?'

"Well, if you'd married a dentist like I wanted, maybe HE could explain Bluetooth to me!"

"I'm still trying to get used to ordering food online."

"Not discovered the 'Delete' key yet Edith?"

Woman putting correction fluid on a computer screen

Social Media Explained By Ginny Root 3rd Grade.

One of the dangers of being new to online banking.

Great Moments in Chess

'We didn't mean to place an order online. We're just trying to figure out how to turn it on.'

"OK Zoomer!"

'Where do you plug it in?'

"I would rather you not email me your answer!"

"Earbuds are tiny headphones."