Tech Newbies Gifts

'Do you have something so simple that even my parents could use it?'

"I've driven cross country with my wife, three kids and a dog. I know what a hard drive is."

'The wheel was great, but what have you done for me lately?'

The Computer Bore

Man runs into Bigfoot taking a selfie.

"The low-res JPEG of Dorian Gray"

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"Sorry it's late. I got caught in Spring migration."

"I may have been the runt of the litter, but online I'm the alpha dog."

"Here's the remote to your smart home. It's big, but the good news is you'll never lose it."

"I have no feelings about having no feelings."

"After finally discovering that we exist, you would think you would have something more important to ask than if we had Roku."

"He's at that awkward age...he knows just enough about computers to really screw them up."

"You knew I was high maintenance when we met."

Cell phones seem as if they are designed for a T-Rex!

"I don't know who will be obsolete first, me or my computer."

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"I had to hire younger employees to keep up with today's technology and social media."

'Do you know where your phone charger is? . . . I know where mine is.'

'My dad just invented the wheel!'

"And the tech guy said not to worry if I lost my phone. There's an app for that..."

"Tonight, Daddy's going to teach you how to stay save on the internet."

Cell Phone

"How much storage does he bleedin' want?!"

Bubbie Selfies

'Word came from on high that managers had to develop their IT skills...'

"I thought a wheel was a wheel."

Computer books for dummies.

'I hear that earthlings have finished their space shuttle program. I hope they don't make it here. It would destroy proprty values.'

"I'm sure he was a great blocker when he was playing, but I doubt he'll be a great ad blocker."

"Never ask Dad about technology. He thinks a semiconductor is someone who leads the Boston Pops for half a year."