Computer Beginner Pillows

'I'd track the cow's production on Excel if I could turn on the computer.'

"Dad's at that awkward age when he knows just enough about computers to really screw 'em up!"

"He's at that awkward age...he knows just enough about computers to really screw them up."

'Ask your doctor if getting your fat butt off the couch might be right for you!'

"I had to hire younger employees to keep up with today's technology and social media."

Look, dork, I won't ask again. Will you help me use a computer? Maybe. What for? Internet Scrabble. I hear it is possible to play – what is the word? Online? I should like to send data over cyberspace. Through cyberspace.

"Tonight, Daddy's going to teach you how to stay save on the internet."

Computer books for dummies.

"I'm sure he was a great blocker when he was playing, but I doubt he'll be a great ad blocker."

Bubbie Selfies

"Never ask Dad about technology. He thinks a semiconductor is someone who leads the Boston Pops for half a year."

"You butt dialed me 187 times in less that an hour, dad."

'I'd join Twitter, but I'm worried I'll make a hash of it.'

By the time I figured out how to read her e-book, she was asleep.

Health Club Shop. DVD. Books. Do you have a simple guide to better abs? "Tummies for Dummies" would be good for you.

"It's bad enough my kids know more about computers than me, but I'm not taking this from YOU!"

STRIP Hambone: Training wheels on a computer

"This is a selection from my novel about a writers' group that has one real writer and five wanna-be b*****s."

"Let's take it step by step. How do I turn it on?"

"Banking, booking flights, shopping - there's no limit to what he can't do on the internet."

'Hello, technical support? Which one is the 'any key'?'

"Please—no technology questions!"

'We're taking baby steps with this whole social media thing until we're certain it pans out.'

Social Media Explained By Ginny Root 3rd Grade.

'If I need emergency assistance with this program, do I type 911?'

"Not discovered the 'Delete' key yet Edith?"

"Well, if you'd married a dentist like I wanted, maybe HE could explain Bluetooth to me!"

Woman putting correction fluid on a computer screen

Video Chat with Dad from his new smart phone.

"I'm still trying to get used to ordering food online."

"They say registering online should take ten minutes to two days, depending on my computer skills."

"I'm really serious about exercising. Last year I only went to the gym twice, once to join and once to renew."

One of the dangers of being new to online banking.

'We didn't mean to place an order online. We're just trying to figure out how to turn it on.'

'Where do you plug it in?'