First Day Of Class Gifts

Computer Science Class 10101010101.

Kid at bus stop to kid: 'Needless to say, I cured my Mom of her home-schooling kick.'

"No Timmy, I don't think your pencil has system requirments or upgrades you can download from the internet."

My First Camera

'Well, Tommy, you've grown a foot since the last time I saw you!'

"So, what's gonna be your favorite class?"

I'm Bored With Educational Toys

Today we learned to count to one.

WELCOME TO KINDERGARTEN!, 'Boy, talk about psychobabbl!'

"I know! I know! I K-n-o-w!. . . Um, what was the question?"

'Wow! That's some growth spurt!'

"I lost my taste for his homework when it came burned on a CD."

"You're never a superhero in your own backyard."

"The day at school? Oh, you know, the usual psychological and educational stew."

'I'd like to challenge the test.'

Hansel and Gretel Day School.

'A dog ate my homework.'

'I don't like the sound of the engine.'

"I'm doing whatever I feel like doing, before I reach the age of accountability."

'Is THIS the way you plan to spend your peak learning years?'

"It's a mobile."

'I'm not doing well in Chemistry - I'm out of my element.'

"Today in school we learned how to glue!"

'What's the best kind of glue to fix a TV screen?'

"I'm Albert, your new mathematics teacher, but you can call me Al."

"We thought this was more realistic."

WELCOME TO KINDERGARTEN! "It was mostly okay, but there's way too much micromanagement!"

"It's going to be one of those days."

SEX EDUCATION, 'It's a crazy idea, but it just might work.'

"The children took off their own coats this morning, Pastor."

'All I wanted to know is if that word was naughty.'

"If you find authority intolerable, remember, you're in good company."

Jimmy had a very active imagination.

"I have a feeling this is gonna be one tough course."

Learning.