First Day Of College Gifts

Clown college

Big Bang Theory.

'Hmph. College kids.'

Kid at bus stop to kid: 'Needless to say, I cured my Mom of her home-schooling kick.'

"No Timmy, I don't think your pencil has system requirments or upgrades you can download from the internet."

'It's rather unorthodox, but it appears the deposit refund on the empties will cover your first interest payment.'

My First Camera

College. Did you pick a major yet? I'm doing a double major in art and logic --- I want to draw my own conclusions!

'Desert island cartoons - and you?'

College kid rakes up his clothes on the floor in messy dorm room

Computer Science Class 10101010101.

Continuing education.

Math 101, for those who can only count to 100.

"So, what's gonna be your favorite class?"

'I hope I run out of money before I flunk out.'

I'm Bored With Educational Toys

'Well, Tommy, you've grown a foot since the last time I saw you!'

Math Major Pennants. ISOSCELES. SCALENE EQUILATERAL.

'I started out as a teacher's pet, and then it kind of snowballed.'

'It says I missed freshmen Orientation and I have to take it in summer school in order to graduate.'

Today we learned to count to one.

'May I be excused? I just checked my college investment portfolio online, and I feel sick.'

"I know! I know! I K-n-o-w!. . . Um, what was the question?"

"Sorry, kid. No off-campus drinking until you're twenty-one."

It's a radical new development, a text novel for the text generation

'So what are you studying, young man?'

'You don't have to worry about my future any more- I just downloaded an entire college education.'

'Wow! That's some growth spurt!'

"I lost my taste for his homework when it came burned on a CD."

'I'd like to challenge the test.'

"You're never a superhero in your own backyard."

"Political Science... that's in the Department of Performing Arts."

Good Luck in your Exams.

'I don't like the sound of the engine.'

'A dog ate my homework.'