First Day Of School Gifts

'When can I stop making wild guesses and start making educated guesses?'

WELCOME TO KINDERGARTEN, 'It's okay, I guess, but they sure hassle you about compliance!'

'No, copyright does not mean you have the right to copy it.'

'Want to hear something scary? This is the third time this week I've gotten off the bus and still remember what I've learned.'

'Is this gonna be on the test?'

'Welcome to Geography.' 'Are we there yet?'

"It's only the first day, so I haven't had a chance to learn all your names yet!"

First Day of School

First day of school.

"Well, that's it for our first day. Now, before we go home, do you have any questions for me?" "Do you have a boyfriend?" "How old are you?" "Are you gay?" "Are you married?" "Is that your real hair color?"

"Forward and backward, not up and down!"

Kid at bus stop to kid: 'Needless to say, I cured my Mom of her home-schooling kick.'

Teacher trying to hammer knowledge into child.

'Remember sweetheart, act natural.'

'I need ur homework ASAP!'

Fluffy's first and last day as an exchange student.

WELCOME TO KINDERGARTEN! "It was mostly okay, but there's way too much micromanagement!"

Back To School Supplies.

"The question isn't what you did this summer. It's how you felt about what you did."

"Okay, I guess....first we had a lockdown drill, then we had an active shooter drill. Following that we had a fire drill. After that we got to meet out security guards. Then we watched a video on avoiding sexual predators...."

'Dad, can you just drop me off here?'

"No, you may not call me Mrs. Z."

I love maths.

"I can always tell when the kids go back to school. Everyone is so happy and relaxed."

'A little knowledge can be a dangerous thing, Wally.' 'It's a good thing, I'm a know-it-all!'

"It's going to be one of those days."

"I'm doing whatever I feel like doing, before I reach the age of accountability."

'Is THIS the way you plan to spend your peak learning years?'

Today we learned to count to one.

'Where's the spell checker on a pencil?'

'My first day? I got to meet with the principal one on one.'

"Exactly how long were you home schooled?"

First day at school

Welcome to your new English Class.

'Due to the record snowfall, every school on the face of the earth is closed except for Wolfbranch Elementary.'