First Day Of School Mugs

'When can I stop making wild guesses and start making educated guesses?'

WELCOME TO KINDERGARTEN, 'It's okay, I guess, but they sure hassle you about compliance!'

'No, copyright does not mean you have the right to copy it.'

'Want to hear something scary? This is the third time this week I've gotten off the bus and still remember what I've learned.'

'Is this gonna be on the test?'

'Welcome to Geography.' 'Are we there yet?'

First day of school.

"It's only the first day, so I haven't had a chance to learn all your names yet!"

First Day of School

"Well, that's it for our first day. Now, before we go home, do you have any questions for me?" "Do you have a boyfriend?" "How old are you?" "Are you gay?" "Are you married?" "Is that your real hair color?"

Teacher trying to hammer knowledge into child.

Kid at bus stop to kid: 'Needless to say, I cured my Mom of her home-schooling kick.'

"Forward and backward, not up and down!"

'Remember sweetheart, act natural.'

'I need ur homework ASAP!'

'Dad, can you just drop me off here?'

Back To School Supplies.

'A little knowledge can be a dangerous thing, Wally.' 'It's a good thing, I'm a know-it-all!'

I love maths.

"The question isn't what you did this summer. It's how you felt about what you did."

WELCOME TO KINDERGARTEN! "It was mostly okay, but there's way too much micromanagement!"

Fluffy's first and last day as an exchange student.

"No, you may not call me Mrs. Z."

"Okay, I guess....first we had a lockdown drill, then we had an active shooter drill. Following that we had a fire drill. After that we got to meet out security guards. Then we watched a video on avoiding sexual predators...."

"I can always tell when the kids go back to school. Everyone is so happy and relaxed."

Tortoises Playing.

"I'm doing whatever I feel like doing, before I reach the age of accountability."

"Exactly how long were you home schooled?"

'Where's the spell checker on a pencil?'

'Due to the record snowfall, every school on the face of the earth is closed except for Wolfbranch Elementary.'

Welcome to your new English Class.

First day at school

"It's going to be one of those days."

Today we learned to count to one.

'My first day? I got to meet with the principal one on one.'