Child's First Day Of School Mugs

"There's my very first school - where I learned how to hug."

Kid at bus stop to kid: 'Needless to say, I cured my Mom of her home-schooling kick.'

"No Timmy, I don't think your pencil has system requirments or upgrades you can download from the internet."

My First Camera

"I had all the right answers, but I had them in the wrong order."

Computer Science Class 10101010101.

'This has been a drill. Had this been an actual test you would have been instructed...'

I'm Bored With Educational Toys

'Well, Tommy, you've grown a foot since the last time I saw you!'

"So, what's gonna be your favorite class?"

Today we learned to count to one.

"I know! I know! I K-n-o-w!. . . Um, what was the question?"

WELCOME TO KINDERGARTEN!, 'Boy, talk about psychobabbl!'

Evil Exams!

'Wow! That's some growth spurt!'

"I lost my taste for his homework when it came burned on a CD."

"You're never a superhero in your own backyard."

'A dog ate my homework.'

Big Bang Theory.

'I don't like the sound of the engine.'

'I'd like to challenge the test.'

Hansel and Gretel Day School.

"The day at school? Oh, you know, the usual psychological and educational stew."

'Is THIS the way you plan to spend your peak learning years?'

"I'm doing whatever I feel like doing, before I reach the age of accountability."

"It's a mobile."

"I'm Albert, your new mathematics teacher, but you can call me Al."

“Today we are going to be learning percentages.”

"Today in school we learned how to glue!"

"I learned how to shop online, mommy. If you see a series of tractor trailers arrive, it's just the rest of the stuff I ordered."

'What's the best kind of glue to fix a TV screen?'

"We thought this was more realistic."

WELCOME TO KINDERGARTEN! "It was mostly okay, but there's way too much micromanagement!"

"It's going to be one of those days."

I love PE.