Child's First Day At School Mugs

"You just put it in the slot - you don't to push the 'send' key!"

Kid at bus stop to kid: 'Needless to say, I cured my Mom of her home-schooling kick.'

"No Timmy, I don't think your pencil has system requirments or upgrades you can download from the internet."

My First Camera

Computer Science Class 10101010101.

I'm Bored With Educational Toys

"So, what's gonna be your favorite class?"

'Well, Tommy, you've grown a foot since the last time I saw you!'

Today we learned to count to one.

WELCOME TO KINDERGARTEN!, 'Boy, talk about psychobabbl!'

"I know! I know! I K-n-o-w!. . . Um, what was the question?"

'Wow! That's some growth spurt!'

"I lost my taste for his homework when it came burned on a CD."

'A dog ate my homework.'

"You're never a superhero in your own backyard."

"The day at school? Oh, you know, the usual psychological and educational stew."

'I don't like the sound of the engine.'

Hansel and Gretel Day School.

A Tit for Tat.

'I'd like to challenge the test.'

'Is THIS the way you plan to spend your peak learning years?'

"I'm doing whatever I feel like doing, before I reach the age of accountability."

"It's a mobile."

"I'm Albert, your new mathematics teacher, but you can call me Al."

“Today we are going to be learning percentages.”

"I learned how to shop online, mommy. If you see a series of tractor trailers arrive, it's just the rest of the stuff I ordered."

"We thought this was more realistic."

"Today in school we learned how to glue!"

'What's the best kind of glue to fix a TV screen?'

WELCOME TO KINDERGARTEN! "It was mostly okay, but there's way too much micromanagement!"

"It's going to be one of those days."

"If you find authority intolerable, remember, you're in good company."

'They're relics of the many ancient civilization that have dwelled at Blisshaven.'

'All I wanted to know is if that word was naughty.'

"The children took off their own coats this morning, Pastor."