"I hate how my Mom is so cheerful my first day back to school."
First Day Back To School Gifts
Getting ready for the first day back to school? Our collection of thoughtful and funny gifts is perfect for students, teachers, and parents. Surprise someone with a gift that adds a touch of excitement or humor to their return to the classroom, making the beginning of the new school year memorable and fun.
"So, how did your first day back to school go, Billy."
A Puppet Named Juan
Ethics exam cheater.
'I'm reading aloud, Jeremy - My lips are SUPPOSED to be moving!'
Computer Room.
'C'mon get it straight.'
"I've always dreamed of being on an academic team like this! It's great that we can all depend on each other!"
Big Bang Theory.
"Would you like me to annotate that for you?"
"I will not lick the principal, I will not lick the principal, I will not lick the principal, I will not lick the principal, I will not lick the principal."
'My reading comprehension is so-so, but I do make up for it with my highlighting skills.'
Kid at bus stop to kid: 'Needless to say, I cured my Mom of her home-schooling kick.'
Pirate boy reciting the alphabet
'The creative process works best with a relaxed brain, so I'm letting my mind wander to let a solution drift in.'
"No Timmy, I don't think your pencil has system requirments or upgrades you can download from the internet."
'Is the glass half full, Wally, or half empty?' - 'Oh, oh! Trick question!'
Reach for the Star.
'Does this have anything to do with Einstein's theory of relativity?'
I will study my speling words...
"I got a gold star for going the longest without looking at my phone in class."
"Actually, I'm hoping what I'm going to be when I grow up hasn't been invented yet."
"I still haven't decided if I want to be unemployed as an English major or as a Communications major."
'From six to to eighteen, they're always at that age.'
'As a beginning teacher, you know you come here prepared to teach and become a good teacher. As you gain experience, you will learn that you also come here to care and become a great teacher.'
"My answers could be right. Your quiz just asked the wrong questions."
My First Camera
College. Did you pick a major yet? I'm doing a double major in art and logic --- I want to draw my own conclusions!
Zoology Class. Test Today. What did you get for the question about Fuzzy Wuzzy?
"Whales eat billions of tiny shrimp-like creatures called krill. The krill are free but whales spend a fortune on dental floss."
"According to mom the answers are all in this book!" "Too bad there's no pictures at which to look!"
Burning the midnight oil.
"I didn't finish the proof but I did write this poem about my struggle."
"I don't care about the rating on Goodreads. We're reading Cinderella!"
"What I do is pick up the morning paper, go through it carefully, and then, depending on how I feel about things, I either say the Pledge of Allegiance, stand there and do nothing, or walk out of the classroom."
First Day Back To School Gifts Collection
First Day Back To School Mugs
Looking for more ways to celebrate the start of school? Check out our collection of back-to-school themed mugs for inspiring and amusing gifts.
First Day Back To School Pillows
Add a cozy touch to the new school year with pillows that celebrate learning and adventure. Perfect for dorms, bedrooms, or reading nooks.
First Day Back To School Prints
Decorate classrooms or bedrooms with prints that capture the excitement of starting fresh. Discover our back-to-school art collection now.
First Day Back To School T-Shirts
Find the perfect back-to-school t-shirt to motivate students or bring humor to the classroom with our fun and quirky designs.