Start Of A New Semester Gifts

'You can't take the Ethics course-you're a Political Science major.'

"I'm going to talk about the summer before last, it was much more fun."

'Remember, Edward, inside every 'F' student is a 'D' student trying to get out.'

"Eventually, you have to stop visualizing yourself doing well on the test, and actually do the test."

"No, I really thought each sentence ended with an emoji!"

"So, what's gonna be your favorite class?"

'Ignorance of the law is no excuse, especially when you're majoring in Law.'

A resourceful girl, Cynthia hoped to get credit in both Earth Sciences and Culinary Arts with her ozone layer cake.

'So what are you studying, young man?'

The best PE teacher in the World.

"When I grow up, I don�t know whether to be a stunt amn or a train driver"

" 'How I Spent My Summer Vacation,' a treatment by Todd Mozelle, Grade Three."

"I've outgrown my backpack."

'I'm not doing well in Chemistry - I'm out of my element.'

"This is an excellent story, Doris, so far."

'What's the best kind of glue to fix a TV screen?'

Don't you hate...

Jimmy had a very active imagination.

'Take it easy, the textbooks will be here. It's only August 30.'

"Yes, next year you'll be moving from classroom to classrooms, and, no, it doesn't count as PE."

"So this is it...the first day of the new school year. I guess studying, tests and report cards are still the hot things around here."

Welcome back students.

Starving Philosophy student grappling with the question of the toast in the machine.

"I've got the ninth grade chemistry class this term."

"I didn't plagiarize. My muse must have."

"Okay, there's one thing I like about school starting. I have a girlfriend this year."

School Days

"At this school we stress critical thinking. And right now I'm very critical of your thinking."

"It's been a stressful school year."

Milestone in a college student's life: 'Hey! I just got my first collection agency letter, dunning me for my credit card debt!'