'So what are you studying, young man?'
Beginning Of Semester Gifts
Looking for a gift for someone tackling the beginning of semester? Whether it's a student ready for new challenges or a teacher inspiring fresh minds, our collection offers witty, inspiring, and thoughtful products to make the start memorable.
"I had all the right answers, but I had them in the wrong order."
School Cafeteria. It's the start of the school year. The Geometry teacher will come by to verify that we're serving truly square meals. The grammar teacher says the alphabet soup is runny and needs some punctuation added. History teachers keep a record of all the past meals and so will notice any leftovers being served. And the computer lab staff expressed concern about all the cookies so the astronomy teacher suggested switching to candy for dessert. I'll bet she thinks Starburst and Milk
Computer Science Class 10101010101.
'This has been a drill. Had this been an actual test you would have been instructed...'
'Ignorance of the law is no excuse, especially when you're majoring in Law.'
'When I asked you to do research for your assignment, I meant the library not on Google!'
Evil Exams!
University Cafeteria. The first semester of college is tough. I'm not taking geography because I couldn't find the classroom on the map. I'm way behind on my archeology assignments. I'm buried and need to dig my way out. And everybody in political science lies and cheats to get ahead. How are you doing in statistics? I think I'm doing very well! My test scores are hugely below the class median. I should probably learn what that means.
'What's the best kind of glue to fix a TV screen?'
I love PE.
Jimmy had a very active imagination.
"According to my calculations...school starts in exactly 20 days!"
Don't you hate...
"Finally...school starts next week."
'But I did study. I guess the software didn't install successfully.'
'Take it easy, the textbooks will be here. It's only August 30.'
The First Day Back
Next semester I have "The Frito-lay
'I spent my summer vacation NOT doing boring writing assignments.'
'Well, when you mess up on the job, you know where you stand with me.'
"Yes, next year you'll be moving from classroom to classrooms, and, no, it doesn't count as PE."
The Month of August
Welcome back students.
Starving Philosophy student grappling with the question of the toast in the machine.
"Okay, there's one thing I like about school starting. I have a girlfriend this year."
'Glue will wreak havoc on your arteries.'
School Days
"Wanna be my default best friend?"
"At this school we stress critical thinking. And right now I'm very critical of your thinking."
Milestone in a college student's life: 'Hey! I just got my first collection agency letter, dunning me for my credit card debt!'
"Have you given any thought at all about where you might like to accrue your student loan debt?"
Beginning of the school year
"Some people call this an elementary school. Not me. I call it pre-med."
"Next, I will make the excitement and enthusiasm of the start of the school year disappear."
Beginning Of Semester Gifts Collection
Beginning Of Semester Mugs
Explore our collection of mugs celebrating the beginning of semester—witty, inspiring, and perfect for those early morning coffee rituals.
Beginning Of Semester Pillows
Relax in style with pillows that capture the spirit of new beginnings, making your space more welcoming and fun.
Beginning Of Semester Prints
Decorate your study space with prints that inspire and motivate, perfect for the start of any academic journey.
Beginning Of Semester T-Shirts
Find your new semester wardrobe essentials with our funny and motivational t-shirts designed to boost confidence and spread smiles.