Beginning Of Semester Pillows

'So what are you studying, young man?'

"I had all the right answers, but I had them in the wrong order."

Computer Science Class 10101010101.

'This has been a drill. Had this been an actual test you would have been instructed...'

'Ignorance of the law is no excuse, especially when you're majoring in Law.'

Evil Exams!

'What's the best kind of glue to fix a TV screen?'

I love PE.

"According to my calculations...school starts in exactly 20 days!"

'But I did study. I guess the software didn't install successfully.'

Jimmy had a very active imagination.

Don't you hate...

"Finally...school starts next week."

'Take it easy, the textbooks will be here. It's only August 30.'

"Yes, next year you'll be moving from classroom to classrooms, and, no, it doesn't count as PE."

'I spent my summer vacation NOT doing boring writing assignments.'

The Month of August

The First Day Back

'Well, when you mess up on the job, you know where you stand with me.'

Welcome back students.

Starving Philosophy student grappling with the question of the toast in the machine.

"Wanna be my default best friend?"

"Okay, there's one thing I like about school starting. I have a girlfriend this year."

School Days

'Glue will wreak havoc on your arteries.'

"At this school we stress critical thinking. And right now I'm very critical of your thinking."

"Have you given any thought at all about where you might like to accrue your student loan debt?"

Milestone in a college student's life: 'Hey! I just got my first collection agency letter, dunning me for my credit card debt!'

Beginning of the school year

"Some people call this an elementary school. Not me. I call it pre-med."

"Next, I will make the excitement and enthusiasm of the start of the school year disappear."

'It's the only way I can afford this place.'