Start Of Semester Pillows

Milestone in a college student's life: 'Hey! I just got my first collection agency letter, dunning me for my credit card debt!'

Kid at bus stop to kid: 'Needless to say, I cured my Mom of her home-schooling kick.'

"I had all the right answers, but I had them in the wrong order."

School Cafeteria. It's the start of the school year. The Geometry teacher will come by to verify that we're serving truly square meals. The grammar teacher says the alphabet soup is runny and needs some punctuation added. History teachers keep a record of all the past meals and so will notice any leftovers being served. And the computer lab staff expressed concern about all the cookies so the astronomy teacher suggested switching to candy for dessert. I'll bet she thinks Starburst and Milk

'This has been a drill. Had this been an actual test you would have been instructed...'

'Ignorance of the law is no excuse, especially when you're majoring in Law.'

'When I asked you to do research for your assignment, I meant the library not on Google!'

'So what are you studying, young man?'

Evil Exams!

University Cafeteria. The first semester of college is tough. I'm not taking geography because I couldn't find the classroom on the map. I'm way behind on my archeology assignments. I'm buried and need to dig my way out. And everybody in political science lies and cheats to get ahead. How are you doing in statistics? I think I'm doing very well! My test scores are hugely below the class median. I should probably learn what that means.

'What's the best kind of glue to fix a TV screen?'

“Today we are going to be learning percentages.”

I love PE.

Jimmy had a very active imagination.

Don't you hate...

'But I did study. I guess the software didn't install successfully.'

"According to my calculations...school starts in exactly 20 days!"

"Finally...school starts next week."

'Take it easy, the textbooks will be here. It's only August 30.'

'I spent my summer vacation NOT doing boring writing assignments.'

Next semester I have "The Frito-lay

The First Day Back

"Yes, next year you'll be moving from classroom to classrooms, and, no, it doesn't count as PE."

The Month of August

Welcome back students.

Starving Philosophy student grappling with the question of the toast in the machine.

"Okay, there's one thing I like about school starting. I have a girlfriend this year."

School Days

"Wanna be my default best friend?"

'Glue will wreak havoc on your arteries.'

"At this school we stress critical thinking. And right now I'm very critical of your thinking."

"Have you given any thought at all about where you might like to accrue your student loan debt?"

The End of Summer.

Beginning of the school year

"Some people call this an elementary school. Not me. I call it pre-med."