Start Of Semester Pillows

Milestone in a college student's life: 'Hey! I just got my first collection agency letter, dunning me for my credit card debt!'

Kid at bus stop to kid: 'Needless to say, I cured my Mom of her home-schooling kick.'

"I had all the right answers, but I had them in the wrong order."

'This has been a drill. Had this been an actual test you would have been instructed...'

'Ignorance of the law is no excuse, especially when you're majoring in Law.'

Evil Exams!

'So what are you studying, young man?'

“Today we are going to be learning percentages.”

'What's the best kind of glue to fix a TV screen?'

I love PE.

"According to my calculations...school starts in exactly 20 days!"

'But I did study. I guess the software didn't install successfully.'

Jimmy had a very active imagination.

Don't you hate...

"Finally...school starts next week."

'Take it easy, the textbooks will be here. It's only August 30.'

The Month of August

'I spent my summer vacation NOT doing boring writing assignments.'

"Yes, next year you'll be moving from classroom to classrooms, and, no, it doesn't count as PE."

The First Day Back

Welcome back students.

Starving Philosophy student grappling with the question of the toast in the machine.

School Days

"Wanna be my default best friend?"

'Glue will wreak havoc on your arteries.'

"Okay, there's one thing I like about school starting. I have a girlfriend this year."

"At this school we stress critical thinking. And right now I'm very critical of your thinking."

"Have you given any thought at all about where you might like to accrue your student loan debt?"

The End of Summer.

"Some people call this an elementary school. Not me. I call it pre-med."

"Next, I will make the excitement and enthusiasm of the start of the school year disappear."

'She's taking Chinese and algebra this semester. Go on, Francine, speak a little algebra for them...'