'I don't know why we're starting school so soon. My mom hasn't even reached the end of her rope.'
Start Of School Semester Gifts
Getting ready for the start of the school semester? Find unique gifts that bring a smile to students' faces as they embark on new academic adventures. From playful mugs to inspiring prints, make those first days memorable and motivate them to conquer the year ahead with humor and style.
Kid at bus stop to kid: 'Needless to say, I cured my Mom of her home-schooling kick.'
"I had all the right answers, but I had them in the wrong order."
School Cafeteria. It's the start of the school year. The Geometry teacher will come by to verify that we're serving truly square meals. The grammar teacher says the alphabet soup is runny and needs some punctuation added. History teachers keep a record of all the past meals and so will notice any leftovers being served. And the computer lab staff expressed concern about all the cookies so the astronomy teacher suggested switching to candy for dessert. I'll bet she thinks Starburst and Milk
'This has been a drill. Had this been an actual test you would have been instructed...'
'Ignorance of the law is no excuse, especially when you're majoring in Law.'
'When I asked you to do research for your assignment, I meant the library not on Google!'
'So what are you studying, young man?'
Evil Exams!
“Today we are going to be learning percentages.”
'What's the best kind of glue to fix a TV screen?'
I love PE.
"Finally...school starts next week."
"According to my calculations...school starts in exactly 20 days!"
'But I did study. I guess the software didn't install successfully.'
Jimmy had a very active imagination.
'Take it easy, the textbooks will be here. It's only August 30.'
"Ah, bless. His first day at school."
'I spent my summer vacation NOT doing boring writing assignments.'
"Yes, next year you'll be moving from classroom to classrooms, and, no, it doesn't count as PE."
'Well, when you mess up on the job, you know where you stand with me.'
The Month of August
The First Day Back
Welcome back students.
Starving Philosophy student grappling with the question of the toast in the machine.
"Wanna be my default best friend?"
School Days
'Glue will wreak havoc on your arteries.'
"Okay, there's one thing I like about school starting. I have a girlfriend this year."
"At this school we stress critical thinking. And right now I'm very critical of your thinking."
'Did you know that a spell checker is useless on math word problems?'
Milestone in a college student's life: 'Hey! I just got my first collection agency letter, dunning me for my credit card debt!'
Beginning of the school year
The End of Summer.
"Some people call this an elementary school. Not me. I call it pre-med."
Start Of School Semester Gifts Collection
Start Of School Semester Mugs
Looking for more ways to start the school semester right? Check out our collection of mugs featuring witty and inspiring designs to brighten every morning.
Start Of School Semester Pillows
Add a cozy touch to your study space or dorm room with our playful pillows, crafted to keep spirits high during the busy semester.
Start Of School Semester Prints
Decorate your study area with our inspiring prints, designed to motivate and bring cheer as you tackle the new school year.
Start Of School Semester T-Shirts
Want to make the first days of school memorable? Explore our lineup of fun and motivational t-shirts perfect for students and teachers alike.