Starting A Degree Pillows

"I didn't finish the proof but I did write this poem about my struggle."

"And the last little piggy cried, 'Oui, oui, oui' all the way home."

'Reading, writing and arithmetic are important, son. Someday you might sign autographs for money.'

"Did I hear the dog in here?"

'Peter the Flying Hippo is my favorite storybook character without any merchandising tie-ins.'

"I've always dreamed of being on an academic team like this! It's great that we can all depend on each other!"

'When I grow up, I want to be a hydraulic engineer...'

Big Bang Theory.

'Hmph. College kids.'

'My reading comprehension is so-so, but I do make up for it with my highlighting skills.'

"When I grow up, I'm writing the Great American App."

"I got a gold star for going the longest without looking at my phone in class."

"My answers could be right. Your quiz just asked the wrong questions."

'It's rather unorthodox, but it appears the deposit refund on the empties will cover your first interest payment.'

"There's something weird about Emily. She actually likes school!"

"Abstract Expressionism is definitely right for me at this stage of my career."

Postgraduates A group of posts on their way to class.

'I couldn't do my term paper because they've never made a movie about Rutherford B. Hayes.'

'In school today, we learned about endangered species.'

"It's no my fault I got a D. The system is broken."

'X is unknown? Even to somebody with all your education?'

'The secret to doing a book report is only picking books that have been made in to movies.'

Being and Nothingness Pop-Up! (book)

Boy and girl at thier studies

'Are you sure I should read my book report to the class? --�It's PG-13.'

Girl with smart phone enters door that says "Social Media Studies"

'My imaginary playmate can whip your imaginary playmate!'

Culture Saturday

'What a drive! Our boy's going to go a long, long way.'

Kid in time-out writes 'it was the best of time out...'

'Desert island cartoons - and you?'

College kid rakes up his clothes on the floor in messy dorm room