Achieving A Degree Pillows

'Irwin graduates from an online course today.'

"This is for business administration, this is for economics, and this one is for just showing up for class."

'I have this fear of the real world...'

"I didn't finish the proof but I did write this poem about my struggle."

His Master's Thesis.

'Congratulations, you graduated.'

National Academy of Sport

'So you have a PhD, big deal, everyone working here has one! The question is, what can you really do?'

Ten Years to get the Ph.D

"I believe that's a Montessori school."

Master's Degrees of the Universe

Morton's pride was understandable. He was the first in the Pinhead Family to ever graduate.

Odd Mortarboards.

The farm-raised catfish goes to college

"Apparently, if you understand it, you don’t understand it."

"First I'm getting a Bachelor's Degree, the a Master's Degree, then a Doctor's Degree!"

"I wrote my thesis on 'Tears of A Clown: Irony or Paradox?'"

"Now that you mention it, I think that I too may have a Master's in Education."

MBA, PhD £100,000 student loan. Please Help.

"The best part is, for me history is now history!"

Tiddles completes his doctorate.

Gorillas Learn to Read.

PhD

A scientist with Biology, Chemistry and Science Trivia certificates on his wall

'Mrs. Wayne was so excited about getting her masters in physical science, she took a quantum leap!'

Ticking the right boxes.

'Try not to be an idiot.'

"This is all going into my thesis."

'Dr Seuss is awarded a PHD.'

'Times have changed. Now you need a degree just to end up living in your parents' basement.'

"Did you know that people with four-year degrees earn twice as much as people with high school degrees?"