Receiving A Degree Pillows

'Perpetual Sutdent Syndrome Clinic' Director: R. Chones, BA, MA, PhD, MSW, MBA.

Graduates on their phones

'I have this fear of the real world...'

"I didn't finish the proof but I did write this poem about my struggle."

'What amazes me most is that years ago I couldn't even spell teacher - now I are one!'

'If you're having trouble finding what you want, try our other store--'Cabernet Sauvignons Starting with the Letter B'.'

"Your MBA and PHD are impressive but what concerns me is your low number of Facebook friends."

'Irwin graduates from an online course today.'

'I need to borrow your Ph.D. for a half hour tomorrow. I have a major problem to solve.'

'I'm afraid that the top investment banks are looking for more from job applicants than a 'Top Degree from the University of Hard Knocks'.'

'So you have a PhD, big deal, everyone working here has one! The question is, what can you really do?'

National Academy of Sport

"I see here that you are a recent graduate."

"I believe that's a Montessori school."

'I'm pretty sure I have a Ph.D. I think one came bundled with my new computer.'

Meet the author

Day one, post grad

Summa cum latte.

Morton's pride was understandable. He was the first in the Pinhead Family to ever graduate.

GLAD-YOU-ATION

“We thought it was so smart getting the phone out of the bottle, but then it went right for the clickbait.”

Odd Mortarboards.

Graduating students asking for cash donations.

The farm-raised catfish goes to college

"First I'm getting a Bachelor's Degree, the a Master's Degree, then a Doctor's Degree!"

'Well sure, if you want to get technical about it.'

"I wrote my thesis on 'Tears of A Clown: Irony or Paradox?'"

Ohm. He has a degree in electrical engineering!

"The best part is, for me history is now history!"

Tiddles completes his doctorate.

'Well, I guess a master's degree is a master's degree, even if it is in skateboarding.'

'An MBA from Harvard is quite impressive. But you'll still have to start off at the bottom here. You start serving coffee in the cafeteria on Monday.'

'Mrs. Wayne was so excited about getting her masters in physical science, she took a quantum leap!'

"Some guys from the state board of medicine are here to see you."

Ticking the right boxes.