Receiving A Doctorate Pillows

'So you have a PhD, big deal, everyone working here has one! The question is, what can you really do?'

'Dr.Sall Thompson got so excited over the new spring design she took a quantum leap!'

A boy is sat at a desk, with five plaques implying different qualifications he has earned from using social media.

Scientists are sexy

'Irwin graduates from an online course today.'

'Since laughter is the best medicine, I have a joke, Hee, Hee, Haw,Ha!...that could simply wipe out your Infectious Mononucleosis!'

'He's our new Bone Specialist!'

'I need to borrow your Ph.D. for a half hour tomorrow. I have a major problem to solve.'

Ten Years to get the Ph.D

Rita's PhD defense wasn't going well."

"An excellent defense. Let's give her the doctorate."

'I'm pretty sure I have a Ph.D. I think one came bundled with my new computer.'

Doctor uses thermometer to check chicken.

'Well, we're off for our xmas break - I'm sure you can manage without us for a couple of weeks.'

math faculty

This is probably the only time that Clem's name and the title 'Ph.D' will be used in the same sentence.

"I totally meant to do that."

'The next patient is allergic to cotton, silk, wool and synthetics.'

'Mrs. Wayne was so excited about getting her masters in physical science, she took a quantum leap!'

PhD

'Dr Seuss is awarded a PHD.'

Some New Mortarboard Styles.

"Your doctoral thesis so much reminds me of mine. No, wait a minute. I never had a doctoral thesis."

"I buried my doctoral thesis in an unmarked grave. . . because, ultimately, you never know."

"They went together, doctor!"

"A Ph.D. in physics, experience in aerospace and rocketry...of course I can juggle."

A Guide to Academic Gowns and Hoods

"I wrote my thesis in just one day. Is there something wrong with that?"

"This is for business administration, this is for economics, and this one is for just showing up for class."

"Yes, it is a very large bill. Unfortunately, the doctor who gave you a second opinion charges ten times what I do."