Receiving A Doctorate Pillows

'So you have a PhD, big deal, everyone working here has one! The question is, what can you really do?'

'Dr.Sall Thompson got so excited over the new spring design she took a quantum leap!'

Scientists are sexy

A boy is sat at a desk, with five plaques implying different qualifications he has earned from using social media.

Graduates on their phones

'Irwin graduates from an online course today.'

'He's our new Bone Specialist!'

'Since laughter is the best medicine, I have a joke, Hee, Hee, Haw,Ha!...that could simply wipe out your Infectious Mononucleosis!'

'I need to borrow your Ph.D. for a half hour tomorrow. I have a major problem to solve.'

Rita's PhD defense wasn't going well."

Ten Years to get the Ph.D

"An excellent defense. Let's give her the doctorate."

'I'm pretty sure I have a Ph.D. I think one came bundled with my new computer.'

Doctor uses thermometer to check chicken.

'Well, we're off for our xmas break - I'm sure you can manage without us for a couple of weeks.'

GLAD-YOU-ATION

One tends to the sick. The other manages a large estate. Interestingly, a caregiver and a caretaker are not on opposite sides of an interaction.

math faculty

This is probably the only time that Clem's name and the title 'Ph.D' will be used in the same sentence.

"I totally meant to do that."

Ohm. He has a degree in electrical engineering!

'The next patient is allergic to cotton, silk, wool and synthetics.'

PhD

'Mrs. Wayne was so excited about getting her masters in physical science, she took a quantum leap!'

There's just no excuse for your behavior, Al. I thought it was your job to find one, doctor.

'Dr Seuss is awarded a PHD.'

Some New Mortarboard Styles.

"They went together, doctor!"

"Your doctoral thesis so much reminds me of mine. No, wait a minute. I never had a doctoral thesis."

"I buried my doctoral thesis in an unmarked grave. . . because, ultimately, you never know."

"A Ph.D. in physics, experience in aerospace and rocketry...of course I can juggle."

A Guide to Academic Gowns and Hoods

"I wrote my thesis in just one day. Is there something wrong with that?"

"Yes, it is a very large bill. Unfortunately, the doctor who gave you a second opinion charges ten times what I do."

"This is for business administration, this is for economics, and this one is for just showing up for class."