Receiving A Diploma Pillows

"I just finished high school and college online. Now can I play my video game?"

'I have this fear of the real world...'

'What amazes me most is that years ago I couldn't even spell teacher - now I are one!'

'Irwin graduates from an online course today.'

Congratulations, and thanks for the $86,000... Congratulations, and thanks for the $86,000...

National Academy of Sport

'So you have a PhD, big deal, everyone working here has one! The question is, what can you really do?'

"I see here that you are a recent graduate."

"I believe that's a Montessori school."

Dog training

"The labor market is awaiting you!"

Odd Mortarboards.

"Congratulations. Please remember the college's financial plight. Congratulations. Please remember the college's financial plight. Congratulations. Please remember . . ."

"I wrote my thesis on 'Tears of A Clown: Irony or Paradox?'"

"The best part is, for me history is now history!"

Tiddles completes his doctorate.

'An MBA from Harvard is quite impressive. But you'll still have to start off at the bottom here. You start serving coffee in the cafeteria on Monday.'

"Isn't that cute? He's reading his diplomas again."

'I told you - they'll send me all these impressive looking diplomas when I pay off my student debt!'

Principal: 'Is THERE a DOCTORATE in the House?!'

"Some guys from the state board of medicine are here to see you."

'Nobody likes a smartass, Bob.'

"It is my wish that this be the most educated country in the world, and toward that end I hereby ordain that each and everyone of my people be given a diploma."

After years of study & hard effort, you're ready to begin your life's work. . . paying off your student loan."

'I graduated 'magna cum loony'!'

'Try not to be an idiot.'

"This is all going into my thesis."

"This is for business administration, this is for economics, and this one is for just showing up for class."

Various sporting officials think to themselves: '4 years at West Point for this'...'5 years at MIT for this'...'6 years at Julliard for this.'

'Ever since she got that MBA on the Internet, she's been impossible to live with.'

Graduation.

"This diploma marks the end of four years of learning and signals the beginning of a lifetime of alumni giving solicitations."