Diploma Day Pillows

'Congratulations, your days of avoiding the real world are finally over.'

"Yes Dad, I passed math and now I'm passing chemistry and physics."

'You think I'm crazy; I think you're crazy...finally some common ground!'

Putin and Zelensky

Team Experiences Cabinet: Productivity, Fun, Goal Setting!

'I believe in a 'carrot and stick' approach to motivation. The carrot is not to use the stick.'

Congratulations, and thanks for the $86,000... Congratulations, and thanks for the $86,000...

"I see here that you are a recent graduate."

Ursula von der Leyen Surrounded By Donald Trump Heads on Island

"The labor market is awaiting you!"

'What can we do about this leadership course?'

'Gastroenterology...do I know that?'

'Congratulations! And please give your parents this receipt for $148 thousand.'

" It was a jungle out there, but I quite liked it."

"I've been studying reverse psychology at Tonga Tech Online University."

'It may not be a great report card but it beat the street expectations.'

Morton's pride was understandable. He was the first in the Pinhead Family to ever graduate.

Doctor surrounded by notes.

Thank you

"Congratulations. Please remember the college's financial plight. Congratulations. Please remember the college's financial plight. Congratulations. Please remember . . ."

Spy Satellite

"First I'm getting a Bachelor's Degree, the a Master's Degree, then a Doctor's Degree!"

I knew you wouldn't want your signature on such a messy looking letter, so I signed it myself.

Mahmoud Abbas

The new US Embassy in London is conceived as a solar collector, with pillow like panels of high-tech plastic and photovoltaic cells....and emegency vertical takeoff capability,

"Count them again. There can't be more trouble sports than there are countries."

Gladstone Gives Disraeli a Bloody Nose over Schleswig-Holstein

"Mr Bush? I have a little job for you in North Korea..."

"It's the never-ending struggle between the State Department and the Department of Defense."

Francois Hollande

"Forget about the raise."

War of Words