Diploma Day Gifts

'Congratulations, your days of avoiding the real world are finally over.'

"Yes Dad, I passed math and now I'm passing chemistry and physics."

'You think I'm crazy; I think you're crazy...finally some common ground!'

Putin and Zelensky

Math Major Pennants. ISOSCELES. SCALENE EQUILATERAL.

Team Experiences Cabinet: Productivity, Fun, Goal Setting!

'I believe in a 'carrot and stick' approach to motivation. The carrot is not to use the stick.'

Congratulations, and thanks for the $86,000... Congratulations, and thanks for the $86,000...

"I see here that you are a recent graduate."

'I had no idea there would be a test.'

Ursula von der Leyen Surrounded By Donald Trump Heads on Island

"The labor market is awaiting you!"

'Gastroenterology...do I know that?'

'What can we do about this leadership course?'

'It may not be a great report card but it beat the street expectations.'

'Congratulations! And please give your parents this receipt for $148 thousand.'

GLAD-YOU-ATION

Morton's pride was understandable. He was the first in the Pinhead Family to ever graduate.

"Ummm, hold up a second, old chum . . ."

Thank you

"I've been studying reverse psychology at Tonga Tech Online University."

Doctor surrounded by notes.

" It was a jungle out there, but I quite liked it."

"Congratulations. Please remember the college's financial plight. Congratulations. Please remember the college's financial plight. Congratulations. Please remember . . ."

Spy Satellite

Mahmoud Abbas

"It's the never-ending struggle between the State Department and the Department of Defense."

The new US Embassy in London is conceived as a solar collector, with pillow like panels of high-tech plastic and photovoltaic cells....and emegency vertical takeoff capability,

Gladstone Gives Disraeli a Bloody Nose over Schleswig-Holstein

"Mr Bush? I have a little job for you in North Korea..."

"Count them again. There can't be more trouble sports than there are countries."

"First I'm getting a Bachelor's Degree, the a Master's Degree, then a Doctor's Degree!"

Francois Hollande

"Forget about the raise."

I knew you wouldn't want your signature on such a messy looking letter, so I signed it myself.