Diploma Dash Enthusiast Gifts

Graduate

Signs of Stress

Man helping a mini learner driver

"I was a gainfully employed copy editor. Suddenly, one day, I couldn't tell an em dash from an en dash."

'Gastroenterology...do I know that?'

'The penguin is upset...'

Morton's pride was understandable. He was the first in the Pinhead Family to ever graduate.

"Oh look, that police car is chasing someone! Let me get out of his way. Hmm...he's still behind me. Let me move... That's odd....he's still behind me. I'll move over another lane."

"I've been studying reverse psychology at Tonga Tech Online University."

I love my motor.

"You can turn your blinker off now, Senator."

Graduate of 2021

"Sorry, but you need at least a Masters to get into the Deep Woods."

'I'm looking for an eight minute mile pace. Ready, and ...'

Stone Age Driving Test

"I failed driver's ed....Apparently there's like this rule about rear-ending a police car!"

"Isn't that cute? He's reading his diplomas again."

"Some guys from the state board of medicine are here to see you."

'Nobody likes a smartass, Bob.'

"Sarge, permission to move freely?"

"Shoot. I'm gonna be late to class again."

Student tower pulling along a student driver.

'I had to go that fast in order to keep that nut from passing me!'

"I don't see one damn thing we haven't eaten before."

New driving hazards perception test....'I've crashed the computer.'

'Thanks, I started collecting diplomas when I was seven.'

"You're very courteous for a hog"

"And now I'd like you to eat a chicken and mayonnaise sandwich shile answering your mobile."

'How was my emergency stop?'

'It's green, you color-blind, flea-bitten bonehead! Where'd you learn to drive?'

For Those Who Don't Feel That Driving School Is Quite Enough, There's...Driver's University

"Today we're learning how to simultaneously drive and talk on the cell phone!"