Diploma Dash Enthusiast Pillows

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Signs of Stress

Man helping a mini learner driver

"I was a gainfully employed copy editor. Suddenly, one day, I couldn't tell an em dash from an en dash."

'Gastroenterology...do I know that?'

"Oh look, that police car is chasing someone! Let me get out of his way. Hmm...he's still behind me. Let me move... That's odd....he's still behind me. I'll move over another lane."

I don

I love my motor.

"I've been studying reverse psychology at Tonga Tech Online University."

'The penguin is upset...'

Morton's pride was understandable. He was the first in the Pinhead Family to ever graduate.

Graduate of 2021

"You can turn your blinker off now, Senator."

"Sorry, but you need at least a Masters to get into the Deep Woods."

'I'm looking for an eight minute mile pace. Ready, and ...'

'Whoa! I can see a problem already. A misspelling on my diploma! Ha, ha . . . a little humor there.'

Stone Age Driving Test

"Isn't that cute? He's reading his diplomas again."

"I failed driver's ed....Apparently there's like this rule about rear-ending a police car!"

"Some guys from the state board of medicine are here to see you."

'Nobody likes a smartass, Bob.'

Student tower pulling along a student driver.

"Shoot. I'm gonna be late to class again."

"Sarge, permission to move freely?"

"You're very courteous for a hog"

'Thanks, I started collecting diplomas when I was seven.'

"Aside from the foot, do you think my parking's getting better?"

New driving hazards perception test....'I've crashed the computer.'

I don't brake for tail gators.

"I don't see one damn thing we haven't eaten before."

'I had to go that fast in order to keep that nut from passing me!'

"And now I'd like you to eat a chicken and mayonnaise sandwich shile answering your mobile."

'It's green, you color-blind, flea-bitten bonehead! Where'd you learn to drive?'

'How was my emergency stop?'

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