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'Gastroenterology...do I know that?'

Trump Administration Raising White Flag in Ukraine

"I can't decide what I fear the most, Putin's Russia or Putin's America."

'I think I'll become a lawyer.'

'Son, voting isn't a rational procedure by which one strategically selects an electable candidate who will best serve your interests. Voting is an emotional response to your gut level fears!'

'Nice, but it needs more angst.'

Plight of Decent-White-Male-Middle Class Scapgoats.

"Want to find out if you're also king of the swamp?"

"I see Joe Bosco passed away." "Yeah. I heard he laid down the boogie and played that funky music til he died."

"Our proposal didn't get the grant, but they want us to teach proposal writing."

Obama visits Mexico

Kim Jong-un and Donald Trump compare penis size.

Kim-Putin Summit

Brexit negotiations had reached a critical stage.

'...And now, stay tuned for 'America's Funniest Presidential Debates'!'

Conflict In Palestine

'Since you conduct only thought experiments, we were hoping you would, from time to time, come up with some thought results.'

Be objective - never take your own side in an argument.

'We don't have anyone here by that name. Was he perhaps using one of his aliases?'

'We've proven without a doubt, that this particle has a negative charge. Unfortunately, an accelerator in Switzerland has proven, without a doubt, that it has a positive charge.'

Poetry debate

'Actually I can't even figure out the origin of this organization.'

This IS a polarized electorate!

'Hardly any religion gets into chemistry, quite a bit gets into biology, and we're up to our necks in it.'

Vladimir Putin 101: Saying the Opposite of What You Mean

Professor Dubreuil is blow away by the dynamic vitality of Dean Richmond's rhetoric.

"To maintain proper respect for management, you have to call me 'Boss Joey!' Unless, you know, you don't want to."

Trump's State Visit to the UK

"Don't mention Pat Buchanan, pro or con."

Merkel's shadow.

Carpe diem