Diploma Aficionado Gifts

'Gastroenterology...do I know that?'

Trump Administration Raising White Flag in Ukraine

"I can't decide what I fear the most, Putin's Russia or Putin's America."

Back to school.

'I think I'll become a lawyer.'

'Son, voting isn't a rational procedure by which one strategically selects an electable candidate who will best serve your interests. Voting is an emotional response to your gut level fears!'

'Nice, but it needs more angst.'

"I see Joe Bosco passed away." "Yeah. I heard he laid down the boogie and played that funky music til he died."

Plight of Decent-White-Male-Middle Class Scapgoats.

"Want to find out if you're also king of the swamp?"

"Our proposal didn't get the grant, but they want us to teach proposal writing."

Kim Jong-un and Donald Trump compare penis size.

Conflict In Palestine

'...And now, stay tuned for 'America's Funniest Presidential Debates'!'

Obama visits Mexico

Brexit negotiations had reached a critical stage.

Kim-Putin Summit

'Since you conduct only thought experiments, we were hoping you would, from time to time, come up with some thought results.'

Be objective - never take your own side in an argument.

'We don't have anyone here by that name. Was he perhaps using one of his aliases?'

'We've proven without a doubt, that this particle has a negative charge. Unfortunately, an accelerator in Switzerland has proven, without a doubt, that it has a positive charge.'

'Actually I can't even figure out the origin of this organization.'

Poetry debate

'Hardly any religion gets into chemistry, quite a bit gets into biology, and we're up to our necks in it.'

All kidding aside, let me explain why I get to call you Al, yet you have to call me Dr. Kapuchnik. It's simply because I'm a psychiatrist and you're a bum. It's nothing personal. Thanks for explaining. I feel better.

Vladimir Putin 101: Saying the Opposite of What You Mean

Cherchez la femme

"To maintain proper respect for management, you have to call me 'Boss Joey!' Unless, you know, you don't want to."

Trump's State Visit to the UK

Tree of Knowledge/Tree of Evolution

Professor Dubreuil is blow away by the dynamic vitality of Dean Richmond's rhetoric.

This IS a polarized electorate!

"Don't mention Pat Buchanan, pro or con."

Merkel's shadow.

Carpe diem