Diploma Displayer Pillows

Graduate of 2021

'Miss Carruthers, check and see if we have an extradition treaty with Disneyland.'

'Why don't you try seeing it from your point of view?'

Congratulations, and thanks for the $86,000... Congratulations, and thanks for the $86,000...

"I see here that you are a recent graduate."

"The labor market is awaiting you!"

'Gastroenterology...do I know that?'

'Congratulations! And please give your parents this receipt for $148 thousand.'

Education Guidance

Morton's pride was understandable. He was the first in the Pinhead Family to ever graduate.

"I've been studying reverse psychology at Tonga Tech Online University."

It's Whitney Houston....We have a problem!

"Congratulations. Please remember the college's financial plight. Congratulations. Please remember the college's financial plight. Congratulations. Please remember . . ."

"The best part is, for me history is now history!"

"No worries, that's not COVID 19 fever, it's Saturday Night Fever."

"You will dance on your enemy's grave."

"Sorry, but you need at least a Masters to get into the Deep Woods."

Graduate

'Whoa! I can see a problem already. A misspelling on my diploma! Ha, ha . . . a little humor there.'

"Relax, it's not the killer-virus. It's 'Saturday Night Fever' so he'll be 'stayin' alive'."

Graduation Creation of Adam

"Isn't that cute? He's reading his diplomas again."

'You're right: Humans' Mating Dances are hilarious!'

Principal: 'Is THERE a DOCTORATE in the House?!'

"Some guys from the state board of medicine are here to see you."

'Nobody likes a smartass, Bob.'

Where's The Prize?

Before graduating, students at Flegburn High were required to read their diplomas out loud.

"It is my wish that this be the most educated country in the world, and toward that end I hereby ordain that each and everyone of my people be given a diploma."

AUKUS Alliance

After years of study & hard effort, you're ready to begin your life's work. . . paying off your student loan."

"I love it when we hit them with the disco death ray."

"Police. Nobody move or groove."

'Thanks, I started collecting diplomas when I was seven.'

Not the disco light, you idiot.