Diploma Displayer Pillows

Graduate of 2021

'Miss Carruthers, check and see if we have an extradition treaty with Disneyland.'

'Why don't you try seeing it from your point of view?'

Congratulations, and thanks for the $86,000... Congratulations, and thanks for the $86,000...

"I see here that you are a recent graduate."

"The labor market is awaiting you!"

'Gastroenterology...do I know that?'

Education Guidance

"I've been studying reverse psychology at Tonga Tech Online University."

'Congratulations! And please give your parents this receipt for $148 thousand.'

Morton's pride was understandable. He was the first in the Pinhead Family to ever graduate.

"Congratulations. Please remember the college's financial plight. Congratulations. Please remember the college's financial plight. Congratulations. Please remember . . ."

Graduate

"You will dance on your enemy's grave."

"Sorry, but you need at least a Masters to get into the Deep Woods."

"The best part is, for me history is now history!"

'You're right: Humans' Mating Dances are hilarious!'

"Relax, it's not the killer-virus. It's 'Saturday Night Fever' so he'll be 'stayin' alive'."

"Isn't that cute? He's reading his diplomas again."

Principal: 'Is THERE a DOCTORATE in the House?!'

"Some guys from the state board of medicine are here to see you."

'Nobody likes a smartass, Bob.'

Where's The Prize?

"It is my wish that this be the most educated country in the world, and toward that end I hereby ordain that each and everyone of my people be given a diploma."

"I love it when we hit them with the disco death ray."

AUKUS Alliance

After years of study & hard effort, you're ready to begin your life's work. . . paying off your student loan."

'Thanks, I started collecting diplomas when I was seven.'

"This is for business administration, this is for economics, and this one is for just showing up for class."